Appertoire

Your repertoire of applications on your Apple device.
(iPhone, iPod, iPad)

Guy 1: "Dude, check out my kick ass appertoire. I have 'Words with Friends', 'iBooks', and the People Magazine app!!

Guy 2: "Bro, your appertoire sucks ass.

by BigJew6.9 September 18, 2010

bon appétit

Pronounced buhn-a-peh-teet, it is A French phrase meaning good appetite.

frenchdood1: "Puis-je avoir quarts?" (can i have fourths?)

frenchdood2:"wow, bon appétit!" (wow, good appetite!)

by K-Jah October 19, 2010

bone appetitous

the hunger for giving head

chuck has severe bone appetitous

by harry bomb February 4, 2010

appetital

of, or pertaining to, an appetite, specifically for food or drink

I'm starving and your taunting me with food is causing me appetital anguish.

by Crumpy March 19, 2005

Boner Appetitties

Boner Appetitties is the fanciest and most prestigious restaurant in town. It was founded by men for men (Although women are allowed if they are into this kind of thing). Boner Appettities offers a large scale of delicious and scrumptious 5 star meals being served by attractive women wearing nothing but lingerie. The women act as proper ladies should and there is to be no touching by the customers. If the ladies do their jobs well, the customer should not feel as if any more interaction needs to take place.

No dude! Lets go to BONER APPETITTIES!!!

by Brody Mayor July 28, 2010

Appict

A person who shows severe symptoms of apple technology addiction.

Often resulting in the appict standing in lines for the latest product release, obsessive dialogue regarding apple products to those who do not care and late night rituals where the appict awakes for the keynote presentation.

An appict will often upgrade to the latest apple product (even if only for minimal technological gain) just so they may ease their psychological addiction. A euphoric state is reported once the appict obtains the latest apple product.

"I can't wait for the release of the iPad 4, it's going to be so much better than the "iPad 3". Yes, I know, I'm an appict."

"Hi, my name's John and I'm an appict. How awesome is the iPhone 5 though?!"

by kritikal October 30, 2012

Appetext

1. (Transitive verb) An incredibly appetizing photo/description of food sent via SMS; the culinary equivalent of a sext. 2. (Intransitive verb) To send or receive food porn via text message.

— Appetext·er (noun)
— Appetext·ed (past tense)

1. "I wasn't even hungry, but Jane appetexted me a pic of a cheeseburger that made my stomach growl." 2. "I could hardly control myself after getting an appetext of Brett's homemade spaghetti last night -- it looked so good, I could practically taste it." 3. "I was doing really well with my diet, but Luke sent me an appetext from Artichoke Pizza and I couldn't help but go get some."

by @marseniuk October 28, 2013