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Jehovah's Witness Apostate

A loving and caring human being worthy of love. Jehovah's Witnesses are taught to shun anyone who leaves the organization or questions the Watchtower's beliefs and doctrines. Jehovah's Witness Apostates are intelligent, talented contributing members of society who are kind to small children and small animals.
Jehovah's Witness Apostate: "Excuse me Ma'am, you dropped your wallet"
Little Old Lady: "Oh thank you dear"
by Beth Shan2 August 26, 2013
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apastalypse

Like an apocalypse, except it's all about pasta.
"Wow, did you see what that kid has been bringing for lunch? Yesterday it was fettuccine Alfredo, today it's lasagna; if she brings spaghetti tomorrow, she'll trigger the apastalypse!"
by twistedmynd September 10, 2014
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Acostabitterklicken

German Background. This a term to describe when a bitter "reporter/journalist" with minimal talent does hit pieces simply for click bait!
Clearly the whole point of April being at that press conference, was to acostabitterkilicken afterwards!

Only the worst reporters would acostabitterklicken!

Dont let that reporter in. He/She is only here do acostabitterklicken
by Ryan Raineri June 3, 2018
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Asposta

Dude 1 “yo we’re supposed to meet up
Dude 2 “don’t you mean we’re asposta meet up”
by WaffleSloth June 16, 2018
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acostad

To rudely karate chop a woman’s hand when she is trying to do her job, then play the victim.
Man, did you see Jim at dinner? He acostad that waitress when she was just trying to refill his drink. Jerk didn’t even leave a tip.
by Fake reporter November 8, 2018
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Apostrophreak

What our teacher does when we use apostrophes incorrectly!!
You guys are making me apostrophreak!!
by Apostrophreak March 3, 2021
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apostolia

Cool Ass Girl with a big ass heart Who is fun and cute at the same time she’s amazing
Apostolia is a cool ass beautiful girl
by Dude thingy 123 November 29, 2021
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