anaconda

a really huge poop, one that snakes around the perimeter of the bowl. Can also be wide in girth. accomplished by going pooptron

Woah, that's a stinky anaconda I just laid down.

by FoShizZle March 14, 2005

Anaconda Kiss

The moment when a male passes a bowel movement so long that it slaps his scrotum on the way down. It is often necessary that the male stand up in order to accomodate the impressive length and properly birth the entire fecal celebration.

Lance: "What is that brown smudge on the back of your balls?"
Mark: "That's an Anaconda Kiss. I took a dump so huge that I got a free high-five after cutting it with my powerful sphincter."

by CATFOOODS September 3, 2013

flaming anaconda

when having anal sex, the penis skin is torn and becomes inflamed. leaving a painful rash.

gunner got a flaming anaconda from your mom!

by mam2221 May 10, 2010

anaconda

1. A large breed of snake.
2. Slang; the male reproductive organ.

1. Holy shit! That's a big anaconda!
2. Holy shit! That's a big anaconda!

by The_Hero_of_Winds May 19, 2015

double anaconda

To have a penis in your ass and your vagina at the same time

Robyn took a double anaconda last night

by Robyn Davis and Megan Knight April 17, 2015

anaconda chalupa

shoving a black dildo into an ass filled with ground beef, sour cream, tomatoes, cheese, and of course onions.

My friend slid an anaconda chalupa in my asshole last night...then i passed out.

by Chandler Loupe January 26, 2009

abuse your anaconda

to jack off

hayden: whats another way to say masterbate
dax: abuse your anaconda

by joseph the one from MMS December 5, 2010