Ambidextrius

Firearms enthusiast mispronounciation of the actual word "ambidextrous", meaning capable of being fired with your left hand if your right hand is holding a cigarette. Acceptable only in the firearms community.

The new generation of Glocks has an ambidextrius magazine release. You can switch it over to the left-handed side for situations where you're drinking bud heavies and might need to shoot your mailbox to prove your father in law that you can shoot.

by Honorable Justice Scalia January 20, 2022

Ambidextrous Moment

An ambidextrous moment is that awkward moment when somebody who is ambidextrous is asked if they are a lefty or a righty, and they just sit there awkwardly and stare.

Person 1: "Dude, at basketball I had an ambidextrous moment when the coach asked me what my shooting hand was"
Person 2: "Owned"

by skmad12 June 9, 2013

Ambidextrous

The ability to use both hands with equal proficiency.

"I can throw with my left and right hand." "WOAH THAT'S SO COOL YOUR AMBIDEXTROUS"

by buddy222222222 November 26, 2018

ambedextriophyxtosis

two handed ejaculation

Ed's hands were strong because he had ambedextriophyxtosis.

by Eric December 5, 2003

Chode abode

Although the exact meaning of "chode" has been well shown , I would like to input two alternate forms of it. The first is "chode abode", which is someone who takes chodes, being a chode abode. The second is "load of chode", which rhymes and is another insult.

God, Aaron is such a chode abode.

by The movie "Fargo". September 12, 2009

ambidextrousconversationalist

A person that can hold 2 or more conversations with one other person at the same time.

Sam: is that girl talking to you lol
Kevin: did you know the light inside i diamond flows 100,000 mps SLOWER than regualr light (miles per second)
Kevin: no
Sam: woah that's neat
Kevin: i know!
Sam: haha what's wrong with her
Kevin: im so cool
Kevin: shes scared of me
Sam: yeah you're the coolest
Kevin: wow two convorsations at once
Sam: haha we're
Sam: is that girl talking to you lol
Kevin: did you know the light inside i diamond flows 100,000 mps SLOWER than regualr light (miles per second)
Kevin: no
Sam: woah that's neat
Kevin: i know!
Sam: haha what's wrong with her
Kevin: im so cool
Kevin: shes scared of me
Sam: yeah you're the coolest
Kevin: wow two convorsations at once
Sam: haha we're
ambidextrousconversationalists!

by Lucky227 (Sammy) January 30, 2004

ambidextrious

Able to use both hands equally well, rather than having one dominant hand.

Some people use their right hand.
Some people use their left hand.
Some people are squirrel handed, or ambidestrious.
Everyone is different

by Kenthar November 9, 2003