algebra 2/trig 

A class for the living who want to be dead. It is the spawn of Satan. From the day you walk in to the day you leave, you have no self-esteem. Think you have any idea what you do in math? Think you want to be a mathematician? You're wrong. The highest grade you will get will be less than or equal to 60. (Inequalities suck.)

By the time you get two questions into a test, you will stop thinking and choose the answer choice closest to the tear that falls off your cheek.

"Did you get to question 18 on the algebra 2/trig test?"

"Not before my eyes welled with tears."

algebra 2/trig by Elizabethhhh December 19, 2014

Algebra 

Comepletely useless class. All the smart kids take it in middle school. You either get it or you don't. If you fail it, you're screwed for the rest of your math career in high school.

I almost failed Algebra, and now I've almost failed every math class I've ever taken in high school.

Algebra by Hello_Kitty January 13, 2008

AlgeBRA 

maths so boring that you have to mock the name uncontrollably until it's so old that you put it on Urban Dictionary!

OMFG, I hate AlgeBRA!!!

AlgeBRA by AriaMelody January 16, 2008

algebra 

The most useless piece of shit class ever to be taught. Do not let teachers fool you, algebra will never be useful in everyday life.

Teacher: Algebra will probably be the most useful thing you learn here in the everyday world
Student: Bullshit. Utter bullshit.

algebra by I DID A THING, BRO!! March 7, 2016

Algebriac 

An expression emphasizing surprise and quick analysis of a situation or an object.

Did you see that comet fly by? It was algebriac

Algebriac by Mac Daddy Word October 21, 2009

Algebra II 

The worst class to ever exist. The most confusing class to ever exist.

Algebra II makes me want to toaster bath in the Hudson.

Algebra II by fisgeon April 28, 2022

Algebra 

The branch of mathematics that turns simple-minded students into symbol-minded graduates, who work out the values of unknowns x’s, y’s, z’s with the help of a’s, b’s, c’s.

Algebra helps students to move from the particular to the general, as they learn to speak the language of science.

Algebra by Fasters June 18, 2022