When ur girl cuts her wrist and she dribbles the blood into a syringe. And she then proceeds to inject it into your erect penis, then when she gives you a blow job/ oral sex or anal. Then after she has make u ejaculate multiple times with her wet pussy or slobbery mouth, your condom should be full of a mixture of her blood and your cum. Then you freeze it in the freezer and she then uses it on you like a dildo making your ass hairs freeze, until it melts all over and inside your ass then she licks your ass clean swallowing it in the process
by Dan with a pan March 22, 2022
by LClaire July 15, 2005
best friends for ever. a combination of alex and bethany the coolest new jersians/californians. they are awesome beyond belief. their book club is so cool. dont ask to be invited, because you wont be.
Q: Who are those homedawgs?
A: The most awesomest, fetch-ist silent speed ball players in the universe.
A: The most awesomest, fetch-ist silent speed ball players in the universe.
by BETHEX DANIELLE January 23, 2005
A: Did you know Alanis Morissette is Canadian?
B: Well, even if not ironically not being ironic or whatever, the fates sure have a curious sense of humor.
B: Well, even if not ironically not being ironic or whatever, the fates sure have a curious sense of humor.
by So? July 11, 2008
A beautiful intelligent Scottish woman who could do anything she puts her mind to and anybody would be lucky to be with her.
by Afriendandnotinacreepyway April 19, 2018
He borrowed $1200 and moved in to my apartment and didn't pay any rent, and then broke up with me by text message, so I had to go Alanis Morissette on his ass.
by Prospero42 May 05, 2007
A beautiful girl that knows what she wants in life.
Is known as a friend who you can trust and count on
Is known as a friend who you can trust and count on
Alanise is a very amazing person.
by Arnold Heinz November 25, 2018