Ahmed

Ahmed is a person with a very small penis :).

me:Hahaahahah you're an ahmed.
Someone: but i haven't a small penis

by Emilijan January 2, 2017

Ahmed

Waste of sperm,
a stupid piece of shit that thinks he is slick and also sucks at physics. wastes his lunch and smokes weed in the bathroom by himself

you play people ahmed?

by alphabtch December 16, 2022

Ahmed

When the girl you like gets stolen by a filipino nonce

Arjun: *His Girl's getting stolen*
Kabir: *You are getting Ahmed*

by GanduChot October 9, 2021

ahm

ahm is a cath all term for "im listening" of "ok, carry on" to show you are listening in a sentance

"So thats what he did, and then" "ahm" he stormed out and never came back"

by anonymous February 5, 2021

Ahmed

1. A common arabic male name.

2. A word a paedophile yells when approaching children on the street.

Paedo: AHMED! I have caaaandy Ahmed. Don't tell your mother Ahmed.

by HerBlondHighness April 20, 2018

Ahmed

Smart big willy

You are ahmed

by Peeh6 December 24, 2019

Ahmed

Ahmed is the sexiest boy alive, scientifically he has a huge penis, he hates all Trevors because they have a small penis, but Szandreds, on the other hand, has a huge dick and they are married

OMG, that dick is Huge Ahmed.

by #trevor is gay December 15, 2018