Ahab

Someone who owns the Homeworld 1 and Diablo 2 communities like no other game known. He is mean, rude, and basically Satan. Watch for his evilness, as he will crush your pathetic cry baby souls.

Ahab has yet again ate the soul of an unsuspecting cry baby carebear.

by Jesus November 19, 2003

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Captain Ahab

Adjective;

1.A male that goes out to a bar and ends up going home with a fat chick( see whale).

2. The leader of a group of dudes trying to pickup fat bitches on a bar.

Steve: Man I saw Jeff last night with two Moby Dicks!

Tom: Oh no! He is such a Captain Ahab!

by Soultaker MK3 September 10, 2010

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A guy who will go to the ends of degradation to fuck more chicks than his friends, usually while drunk, i.e. nailing a big white fat-lass, munter, or land-monster, with absolutely no visible signs of remorse for at least three months.

This is only as offensive as his friend's find it, as beauty is in the eye of the beholder...

Dude, you believe ****** tagged that land-monster from the club?

Dude is a AHAB-POONER!!

Not cool. lol

by Locus0mega October 27, 2010

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Auaab

He’s goodlooking and his memes are legendary.

Wow Auaab his meme is so funny.

by Anaal July 15, 2019

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AHaaS

AHaaS - Ass-Hole as a service - The newest cloud-based technology. Employing a person whose views are non-believable but influences many with non-valid jargon.

We just added a new service to a list of many that do not work and are costing our company money. The new line of AHaaS is a low cost but highly effective tool that will decrease productivity, and leave you with an everlasting nonsensical vocabulary.

by ShigRoberts October 16, 2019

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