St. Augustine Prep

An overpriced school in Richland NJ. Parents send their kids there to recieve a good "education" and for the "brotherhood". More penis' have been drawn inside this school then in any other institution in America. The alleged "Dick Bandit" drew dicks on cieling tiles, tests, walls, lockers, and even drew an 18 foot mack daddy along-side one of the traielrs. May "dick Bandit" or "Boner Bandit" be forever remembered. The education at St. Augustine is mainly a joke. Freshman and Sophomore years are a little challenging, but the second half of H.S. is a joke. I havent taken any notes since November. Also, the prized "Richland Rowdies" are dying, seniors go to games and maybe two other kids. The Prep is going down the tube thats for sure. The glory days that my brother told me have forever passed. Such things as cookie time and the reverred "Gauntlet". One of the priests keeps a dog who has to be about 18 or 19 years old. You can see her brain when she waddles on by. The teachers at the Prep are excellent, but mainly fradulent. Especially the teacher of Accounting and Finance. He sucks himself offon a daily basis One of the greatest teachers at the Prep would have to be a Louis Renzulli. The Man.

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by Freds Fat Vaginaa March 26, 2010

Saint Augustine Prep Soccer

The best high school soccer team in New Jersey. They won the Cape-Atlantic League Title, South Jersey Title, Coaches Cup Title, and the New Jersey Non-Public A State Title in 2011. They won the Star Ledger award as best team in New Jersey in 2011.

They beat St. Joes Metuchen in the South Jersey Championship game.

And

They shutout the Pingry School 2-0 in the New Jersey State Championship game.

They have 5 state championships and are without a doubt the most legitimate high school soccer team in South Jersey.

Guy 1: Hey, the Saint Augustine Prep Soccer isn't that good and doesn't play anyone good anyway, so who cares?

Guy 2: Oh, well they went 25-1, and they shut out Pingry 2-0 in the state final this year...

Guy 1: Pingry's not even that good, so whatever man.

Guy 2: Oh well ESPN thought they were good, they ranked them 18th best high school soccer team in the country.

Guy 1: Oh...my bad.

by Hermitsoccer June 22, 2011

augustinéa

Augustinéa is someone who is feisty, straightforward, kinda kind and smart, ambivert, honest and one of a kind. She isn’t the most kind girl you’ve ever encounter but she might be the memorable one. Anxiousness is buried under her skin and her eyes are filled with liquid warm sunsets, she let out her words scented like lilies but they can hit like bullets. If someone named Augustinéa loves you, even you’re not that much perfect but you might be the best man ever for her eyes—for because she is the best girl in the town. (she’s obsessed with cats)

“I met someone who loves cats and she’s beautiful more than the moon and stars or even the entire galaxy.”
“ I bet her name is Augustinéa, best girl.”

by sarcasthiccat<'3pszaikobyts June 8, 2021

Agustìn

Some cool guy that is superior to the rest of humanity because of the tilde in their name

Dude 1: Man, Agustìn is truly heavenly, he has a tilde on his name, not like me *sad face*

by Potato Lord November 15, 2021

St augustines boarding

Full of sexy cunts. They are all incest. Everyone gets with each other just like family. The boys are hella gay and fuck each other all the time. Bumholes........

Hey man do you go to st augustines boarding school cause you seem kinda gay!

by Gaykid1w34 February 24, 2021

saint augustine high school

high school in flawda. full of druggies, spikey dog color bitches, and anti masking rednecks. there is not a day that goes by that i don’t hear slurs from cisgender white peoples mouths. if you go to saint augustine high school, i’m sorry. if you don’t go to saint augustine high school, i’m sorry.

do u go to saint augustine high school?
“yes”
oh, sorry.

by someone who goes to sahs co 20 September 9, 2021

St.augustine high

A school full of a bunch of furries. Crap, well most of it is short faggots with big cocks and good at sports. All the girls here are hoes so don’t try nothing with them. We beat everyone in sports and cock sizes. A bunch of dirty faggots in daddy’s money.

What school you go to?
St.Augustine high.
Well, I guess your a bitch.

by ClappedShitbox February 2, 2022