They have blonde hair (if not outwardly, then at least at heart) and pearls attached to their neck and ears. They fully understand the importance of kilt hemming. They're more likely than not to develop crushes on history teachers, and are still not used to seeing guys in jeans. Even though they're probably not Jewish, they have an impressive repertoire of Jewish songs thanks to a certain music teacher. Special skills they might possess would include: Maypole dancing, superior hair flipping, being tan all year round, and looking sexy in a white button down shirt, collar up.
by anonymous February 27, 2005
everyone needs to shut up and get lives. an agnes irwin girl is just like any other girl and you all should honestly eat shit (:
by smellmypits June 26, 2009
The Agnes Irwin School, otherwise known as AIS or Irwin's to its students or others on The Main Line, is a great school for girls and is not what everyone makes it up to be. I know first-hand what Agnes Irwin is really like because I have been attending this school for 9 years. Irwin's is not filled with all of the "snobby, stuck-up, rich sluts" like others say. Although people with lots of money and luxuries attend, it does not make them stuck-up and there are still are a fair amount of students who attend Agnes Irwin on full paid scholarships. Other schools around Agnes Irwin include: The Haverford School, The Baldwin School, Episcopal Academy, and The Shipley School. Agnes Irwin really has a great group of girls.
Wow, those girls who attend The Agnes Irwin School are so cool! Not like any of that bullshit i read on UrbanDictionary.
by I Attend AIS January 29, 2008
A private all-girls school on the Main Line which breeds eating disorders and low self-esteem. About 6 or 7 percent of women in the United States suffer from an eating disorder, but about 40 percent of Agnes Irwin girls think they're too fat and need to lose weight before J. Crew's new spring line comes out and will result to spending lunch in the library or sneaking off to the secret bathroom next to the theater to vom.
Every other high school in America may have the average slacker/burnout population, but at Agnes Irwin the biggest slacker is someone who doesn't get 9 copies of APUSH notes before the test - which Wigs will almost invariably score an A-/B+ - a tragedy to Irwins' girls. But these high-strung, uptight, and might I add hungry young women know how to get down on the weekends. You might spot an Irwin's girl getting her grind on at a Haverford mixer, swilling at a house party (most likely held at a mansion where the parents have jetted out of town for the weekend), or blowing lines in a bathroom stall at Shampoo. Well, I guess you wouldn't see her blowing lines, but trust me she is. Overall a prestigious academic institution instilling in its students a weird obsession with grades, being thin, and knowing the most boys.
Every other high school in America may have the average slacker/burnout population, but at Agnes Irwin the biggest slacker is someone who doesn't get 9 copies of APUSH notes before the test - which Wigs will almost invariably score an A-/B+ - a tragedy to Irwins' girls. But these high-strung, uptight, and might I add hungry young women know how to get down on the weekends. You might spot an Irwin's girl getting her grind on at a Haverford mixer, swilling at a house party (most likely held at a mansion where the parents have jetted out of town for the weekend), or blowing lines in a bathroom stall at Shampoo. Well, I guess you wouldn't see her blowing lines, but trust me she is. Overall a prestigious academic institution instilling in its students a weird obsession with grades, being thin, and knowing the most boys.
by truthhurts26 August 4, 2008
Catholic school for girls located on Bellaire Blvd in Houston, TX. Half the girls there are really boring and bland and like cotton boyish t-shirts, tie dye, Sperry Topsiders, and eating baked goods. They get really fat by the time they're seniors. Some of these girls are Catholic.
One quarter of the girls there are incredibly weird and like anime and other Asian things.
And the last quarter are super hoes, not necessarily in a bad way, who snort cocaine in the school bathrooms and bring pot brownies to school. Sometimes these girls will take ALL of their clothes off at inappropriate times! These are the girls who make up the slutty St. Agnes stereotype. If you meet anyone who goes out of the St. Agnes buddy they probably will be slutty.
There aren't that many lesbians, actually. Like five, total. Which is .5% of the school.
One quarter of the girls there are incredibly weird and like anime and other Asian things.
And the last quarter are super hoes, not necessarily in a bad way, who snort cocaine in the school bathrooms and bring pot brownies to school. Sometimes these girls will take ALL of their clothes off at inappropriate times! These are the girls who make up the slutty St. Agnes stereotype. If you meet anyone who goes out of the St. Agnes buddy they probably will be slutty.
There aren't that many lesbians, actually. Like five, total. Which is .5% of the school.
"Girls at St. Agnes Academy really like bake sales, huh?"
"I met a girl from St. Agnes Academy last night and she got wasted and gave me a blow job. The stereotype is true!"
"I met a girl from St. Agnes Academy last night and she got wasted and gave me a blow job. The stereotype is true!"
by SmileyFace898 April 1, 2011
A small liberal-arts school located in Decatur, GA, about four miles from downtown Atlanta. It's girls-only, so the party scene is non-existent. On the weekends, the straight girls migrate to Georgia Tech, to hook up with frat boys.
Come here if you don't want a social life, and don't mind biased professors.
Come here if you don't want a social life, and don't mind biased professors.
"Oh, that's Helga. She goes to Agnes Scott College. Odds are, she's a lesbian obsessed with Harry Potter."
by Student.......... June 29, 2006
Swaggest school there is. Nuff said. Also home to the most beautiful girls created with a tremendous devotion to God.
She goes to Saint Agnes Academy of course she's double hot.
This years grammy award goes to Barbara Daush, SAA swag master.
This years grammy award goes to Barbara Daush, SAA swag master.
by Hutchison girl February 7, 2014