Agent Smith Syndrome

If you don't like the human race because humans are killing eatch other, destryoing the environment, polluting the seas, wiping out trees and animal species and overpopulating the planet - then you are suffering from the Agent Smith Syndrome.

Agent Smith (Matrix Trilogy) has started the Agent Smith Syndrome. Agent Smith hated seeing humans destroying the world they are living in. Smith hated seeing humans killing eatch other. Smith didn't understand why humans have to define their existence through misery and suffering.

Someone who suffers from Agent Smith Syndrome often says/thinks: "I'm not antisocial. I just don't like humans"

Agent Smith started the Agent Smith Syndrome: "I'd like to share a revelation during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus." (quote: 'Matrix')

by TerranZ July 30, 2007

Agent 47

The main character in the assassination-themed Hitman video game series. An unmistakably enigmatic contract killer, he says little, yet is capable of a lot. Gone through many fatal situations, Agent 47 is often thought of as an end-all figure or angel of death. Dressed up in his black suit and red tie, (as well as also being recognizably bald), he sustains a clean elegance and is revered for his fiber wire skills, weapon marksmanship and high payouts at the termination of his targets. Did I mention he once disarmed a nuclear bomb?

Sneaking up behind the guard, Agent 47 readied his anaesthetic and struck with lightning speed. Taking the uniform off the sleeping guard and hiding the body, Agent 47 continued his mission with a temporary deception to further gain access to his target.

by Smkngmgc June 15, 2004

Agent Smithed

When you are having an awakening to hidden truths of our world and someone (i.e. friend, family member, etc.) attempts to "blue pill" you with sources such as Snopes, CNN or similar main stream media to suck you back into hive mind most people are trapped in.

I was telling Steve about the dangers of most vaccines and then Carla AGENT SMITHED me with some propaganda from the Gates Foundation.

by Hillarion May 13, 2020

Agent Freeze

A juicy diarrhea

Maaane shi, I just dropped a stinky AGENT FREEZE, yahurd.

by lth17 February 14, 2018

Agent Smith

Fingering a pussy using four fingers (except the thumb), just like Agent Smith does in The Matrix, preferably whispering "Mr. Anderson", thus giving her a truly transformative experience.

Hey man, last night I gave that bitch an Agent Smith, she really fucking loved it.

As soon as I whispered Mr. Anderson to her she knew an Agent Smith was coming.

by Nauta July 21, 2019

Agent Of Chaos

A servant of the divine chaos and madnesses that communicates with it directly and then spreads that divine chaos to all the worlds people

The guy, he’s an agent of chaos, you didnt see the cattle prod, co2 gun and other crazy things in his bag? Keep your distance or he will rope you in with his insanity

by Iamwebster1307 January 23, 2022

Agent Smith

The coolest character of The Matrix Trilogy.

I wannabe Agent Smith (ya know, the self-copying kickass virus)!

by TheEnlightened December 21, 2004