Agha

He is a smart and nice person at a certain time but most of time he is a jerk and dirty-minded.

Someone: Oh look, a hole.
Agha: IT'S A GLORY HOLE!

by VictorThePro December 2, 2019

angharad

a total hottie. can often be found raving it up with her friendy's at the nearest party OR partaking in one of her many hobbies e.g. horseys, hockey etc

did you see that girl? she was a total angharad!

by AnGy x October 25, 2006

Afghan Drainpipe

When a middle eastern man (typically from Afghanistan) drills a hole in each side of the head, turning the blood and Brain matter into liquid, and then proceeds to pee through one hole and out the other.

Did you hear Ricky got caught by the taliban and Mohammed gave him the ol Afghan drainpipe

by Lardtoe January 2, 2021

Afghanetwork

A combination of the word Afghanistan and the term Network, this term refers to the system in the Middle East which links all computer-like devices for communication over the Iraqernet as well as other purposes.

Not to be confused with a Network, which is obviously much more efficient.

If you experience any technical difficulties with your Iraqernet, please do not hesitate to contact your Afghanetwork manager.

"Those guys over in B-Company keep taking bandwidth from out Afghanetwork server."

by ZachKing88 March 14, 2010

afghanistan gasmask

The sexual act of placing your testicles over a person's eyes, and farting in their mouths.

The first time my girlfriend and I had sex, I gave her an afghanistan gasmask, and she loved it.

by SmellyClown December 4, 2013

afghanistan-bananastand

1. A mock and/or placeholder password
2. Three unrelated words that are fun to say together

Employee 1: What's the password to the printer?
Employee 2: afghanistan-bananastand haha

Friend 1: Why do you sometimes randomly say afghanistan-bananastand?
Friend 2: Some guy I worked with when I was a temp back in the 80s jokingly told me it was the password to the printer and it's fun to say. You should try it!

by TeaInTheMoment October 14, 2021

what the beach and the bird eating a slater in Afghanistan

what the fuck

"what the beach and the bird eating a slater in Afghanistan" are you saying

by me obviously February 14, 2012