Homeless Adjacent

Describing one who is not without a home, but likes to act as if they are
ie.: •sometimes lives in the car out of choice, not obligation

•enjoys spending time at odd, anonded buildings, parks, etc

•works a job that is ordinarily accepted by society, but would rather pretend that they don’t

I love my best friend, but sometimes I have to remind her that she’s a contributing member of society with a house and husband, and a regular 9 to 5. And that even though she likes to sleep in her car and busk on the street asking people for money, she’s not actually homeless. She’s just homeless adjacent.

by itsanavocadoothanksssssss January 10, 2023

adjacent crowd

The crowd that sits next to and talks to the "in" crowd but they don't talk to you.

I talked to Emily because she's got cool hair, but she knows I'm in the adjacent crowd so she just walked away slowly.

by PhukYoo2 December 16, 2017

rape adjacent

That which is near to that which is rapey.

"Why would you go this way? People get raped out here!"
"I think we're ok, its only rape adjacent."

by ScoonNfriends September 20, 2017

twink adjacent

A straight male who is flamboyant is sometimes accused of being gay. similar to gay adjacent which means possessing many of the mannerisms and interests traditionally associated with gay people while not personally identifying as gay

He was so sassy at first, i could’ve swore he was gay but after getting to know him better i realized he’s just twink adjacent

by kendoobious April 23, 2025

Purpose Adjacent

To be adjacent to purpose. The ability to be constantly seeking purpose that's consistently there.

He thought he had veered away from his goals/dreams, but all along he was purpose adjacent.

by Titan Capri October 18, 2019

Adjacent to Truth

No it fucking doesn't Matt. Do you want the fucking thing off or no? I can prove to you that it's there. I can literally prove that I have your soul marked and all it takes is a chef's knife. You can go to heaven today and I am guaranteed hell so I can send you to heaven, consequence free.

Hym "Adjacent to Truth and done deliberately. The deal is the deal. The people engaging it did so freely. To you have a problem that you are peripherally culpable in the thing THEY are doing with me? Because they signed the contract for everyone as I have said before that you are all the same thing to me under the auspices of the 'inter-subjective solipsism' thing. And that is what is so irritating about how the retards around me are actively. These people really don't get it and they think they get it and that is making this take longest than it has to... I'll amend the deal if you want and, unlike you, I won't even make you ask for it. I demand that you let me un-tarnish your souls. OR, Matt, you can be a good Christian and sacrifice yourself for everyone. You know you won't get in. You know you are going to do shit like this instead of what God says. Do it's going to default to a random anyways so why even bother with the sacrifice, right Matt?"

by Hym Iam December 2, 2025

closet adjacent

A male who displays homosexual tendancies, but still has sex with women.

Don: "Hey. Have you met that Johnny kid? That guys seems pretty gay."
Ray: "Yeah, but he's banging my sister, so maybe he's closet adjacent."

by Nicholas Pappermen July 10, 2011