"Sex" where the auras of two people connect in an erotic or sexual way.
Also, a way for hairy, dread-locked hippies to pretend they are actually getting it on.
Also, a way for hairy, dread-locked hippies to pretend they are actually getting it on.
by pat the belgian January 11, 2005
Get the aural sex mug.The act of enhancing oral sex on a man by creating an audible sensation on his testicles. This is done by wrapping his testicles with headphones and cranking Philip Glass while he receives oral sex.
by berock March 14, 2010
Get the aural oral mug.When you are fucking someone anally who is wearing doorknocker earrings. You grab them and pull back and forth as fast as you can making their ears swell up. Sometimes resulting in a pink ear.
Josh: "Haha me and Jen were doing it doggy style last night when i noticed she was wearing her door knockers, So i grabbed and yanked them side to side"
Zack: "Haha nice classic aural hematomas right there."
Josh: "ya except she tighted up her ass when i did it and i pulled out... here ears swelled up and turned all pink it was nasty"
Zach: "Eww."
Zack: "Haha nice classic aural hematomas right there."
Josh: "ya except she tighted up her ass when i did it and i pulled out... here ears swelled up and turned all pink it was nasty"
Zach: "Eww."
by CCB19 July 6, 2010
Get the aural hematomas mug.When someone loves hearing the sound of their own voice, and that person's idea of a conversation is actually a soliloquy or monologue...and simply won't STFU.
Steve appeared to be blissful and aloof, oblivious to the bored and vexed faces of his companions, as he listened to the wall of sound exiting his mouth in yet another round of aural masturbation.
by MoGyver April 8, 2016
Get the aural masturbation mug.She is cute, adventurous and easy to love. She brightens your day, even if it's raining. Although she looks sweet, she can be easily angered. Just keep on her good side, and you will be priveldged to have her in your life. They also typically have a fancy for potato chips.
Girl 1: Have you seen Alurlayn ?
Girl 2: Yes, she's over there. Eating potato chips.
Girl: classic aluralyn
Girl 2: Yes, she's over there. Eating potato chips.
Girl: classic aluralyn
by LuuuLi August 29, 2017
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