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Affection Whore

Label given to any person who craves affection to such an extent that they will constantly hug and kiss anyone she knows, in an innocent manner, to receive it. Whether this person is single or not does not matter. If hugging and kissing is not so innocent please look up whore.
Guy # 1- Dude, She is so friendly. She hugs me all the time. I think she might have a thing for me.
Guy # 2- Dumbass, she hugs me all the time too. She's an affection whore.
by Kenguis Khan October 21, 2009
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Abduction

Coming from the Latin word Abduco -- To lead away. Is act of taking a person (usually a child) away from their normal life to either a) use him/her as an incentive for ransom money. b) use them for sexual pleasure. c) sell them on the black market as a sex slave. or d) to brag to your friends that you really can get away with anything.

The second use: Taken by aliens to be "tested" upon, in which you are either probed, or forced to masturbate in front of them. Occasionally this folk tale is use to seduce the other males in the bar you are talking to.
a) Mom: "They said if we give them $10,000 they will let her go."
Dad: "We could adopt for cheaper...."

b) Jaycee Dugard
c) Movie "taken"
d) The Diehard father who never wanted to leave his kids and was willing to do an abduction to get them back, for his ego and his kids.

2nd:
Phil: Last night man I was.. was.. abducted by Aliens man! they took me up in there ship and tested me with probes and other shit!

6 others in the bar: Me too!
by StabthePab January 9, 2012
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Alien Abduction Survivor

One who returns to ordinary, day-to-day life after being kidnapped by aliens. Rarely does the individual have no memory or full memory of the event. In most cases, there are partial or unrecovered memories. Particularly eerie if the subject is nonchalant about it.
"I guess you can call me an Alien Abduction Survivor. It was a rough weekend after being kidnapped by aliens. I don't remember much. Let's get back to that project from last week."
by yes juanito yes February 26, 2012
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Affectionate Buddies

to have an ongoing emotional and sexual relationship with another without being in a full on relationship together. the parties have been previously in a relationship with one another. the emotional attachment in this relationship is great, meaningful, and may even be love, but may not be announced publicly. the parties think about each other a great deal, and may communicate quite often. this is all in hopes getting back together in future.

feelings will include the need to; hold, see, talk, kiss, look deeply into each others eyes, caress body, run fingers through hair, fall asleep, cuddle, feed each other, love.
jane and john are dating, they break up, months after they realize they miss each other, they begin to become Affectionate Buddies in hopes to rekindle their previous relationship with one another although their love is already apparent.
by eviledwin November 17, 2011
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Affection frustration

When you have a lot of affection towards one person or people and you're not able to properly express your affection towards them.
My girlfriend doesn't like me showing affection to her public...
I'm feeling affection frustration!
by AvatarMew October 24, 2017
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Affection Deficit Disorder

The condition resulting from the lack of affection.
When a relationship goes into "auto pilot" mode and the affection goes by the wayside you can begin to suffer from a condition called "Affection Deficit Disorder".
by atropigal August 9, 2012
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Alien Abduction

The night after a lot of drinking when you wake up and can't rememeber the events of the previous night. And, your butt kind of hurts or you have a mysterious bruise that you don't know how you got.
Guy 1: Dude, how did you get that bruise?

Guy 2: I don't know, I guess I had an Alien Abduction last night.
by Tempted December 4, 2007
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