The Absolute Peach

A hilarious comedy podcast consisting of two British guys who talk about hilarious and random things. They have weekly segments such as "Chav Watch", "Joe Cuisine", and "Map of Shame". It is hosted by Ben Young and Joe Gallagher. The Absolute Peach has also coined some new, original words, such as tezzers, cretmeister, and 'zors. Joe is the wackier and crazier of the duo, while Ben is more serious and often criticizes Joe for being too silly or not making any sense. They have many catchphrases, such as "I actually hate you", "I don't understand!", and "niche".

Person 1: Did you hear the latest episode of The Absolute Peach?
Person 2: Yeah, it was total tezzers!

(intro music)
Ben: Welcome to The Absolute Peach.
Joe: You just reminded me of a unicorn!
Ben: ...

by saverpernerper April 30, 2010

Absolute Radiance

Pain. Pain, and suffering. Also the true final boss of Hollow Knight!

Jimmy Neutron: I hate absolute radiance. I can't beat her, and it sucks.
Waluigi: who dat

by Turkeydude180 June 8, 2021

Explosion Ability

An ESPN cult catchphrase used to describe relatively strong and/or fast college football players. Must be immediately followed by highlights of that player bursting through the line of scrimmage, breaking multiple tackles, or upending a would-be blocker. Herbstreit or Mark May are the likely sources

Mark Maystreit: I want to talk about Jacquizz Rodgers, the Sophomore running back from Oregon State. Not only does he have excellent game vision and patience in reading his blockers, he also possesses that rare explosion ability that makes him a threat to go-the-distance in any situation.

by akarod September 22, 2009

Statuary Abolitionism

A movement inspired by an interest in both creating awareness of and demanding legislative action toward the problem of systemic racism and physical references immortalizing slavery.

You gonna protest tonite?
Yeah, I think so. Except with all of those Federal Officers shooting tear gas and rubber bulletts, it seems like we should be protesting our First Amendment Rights being violated rather than Statuary Abolitionism.
Well, let's do both...

by YAWA July 26, 2020

abolade

A fun loving 😍 individual. Who has wonderful personality and nice character. He is also fun to be in a relationship with.

1. I wish he behaved like Abolade
2.

by Hayden ford January 23, 2018

Abiel

Abiel (noun) - used to define a male, usually a Dominican-Puerto Rican-American, who defines the Male Code. He can talk to girls, be their male friend, and listen to them rant on and on about female stuff, and he can do it and be BAMF at the same time. He's devoted to one girl, and will probably love her for a long time. However, he has a lot of close, platonic female friends. Gives good advice. Brutally honest. Sometimes acts too tough or like a jerk, but overall is a gentleman.

He is usually the best hermanito a Cuban could ever adopt.

Girl 1: Who's that guy over there?
Girl 2: Oh, that's my friend.
Girl 1: He looks like player.
Girl 2: Nah, he's really sweet. He helped get me and my boyfriend together.
Girl 1: Really? He looks like he wouldn't give a shit.
Girl 2: Nah, he will. I'm his hermanita, after all. And he's real sweet to his friends.
Girl 1: Hmm...
Girl 2: You should go talk to him, Nati. He's an Abiel.
Girl 1: REALLY? Why didn't you say so before?

by UndefinedPersona November 25, 2011

Absolute Fire

The song Stronger Than You from steven universe. More info in the video called Every Steven Universe Song Ever, Ranked by Schaffrillas Productions. Also, go to the time 13:58.

This song is absolute fire!

by Boop!_I_Booped_Your_Nose November 30, 2020