Tony Abbott

A stupid dickhead that the Australian people voted Prime Minister. He is a racist, sexist dumbfuck who doesn't care for our environment and has given Australia a bad name by even existing.

Person One: Who did we vote PM again?
Person Two: That stupid dick face Tony Abbott
Person One: Oh right!

by rokitokipokimokinokikokiwoki June 18, 2014

Abbo in the gas tank

The only logical explanation for cars that appear to use a large amount of petrol.

Driver: Fuck man, how does my car use so much petrol.
Passenger: Eh, must be an abbo in the gas tank.

by Bill August 8, 2004

aboow

aboow is a word for people that thinks theyre a member of the hood. Aboow is like damn.

abow, aboow, mome, orten, hood

by Ivana hater November 11, 2019

abow

abow mean wow or dam

abow she’s so pretty

by abowgirlboss January 12, 2022

Abbottism

A principle of unimpeachable moral integrity uttered by an imbecile who is fundamentally incapable of adhering to it.

"It is an absolute principle of democracy that governments should not and must not say one thing before an election and do the opposite afterwards" -- Tony Abbott, Prime Minister of Australia 2013-

is an example of an Abbottism.

by CalmerDiscourse May 19, 2014

abowwwww

something amazing and spectacular that no one understands but it's a sign of excitement, sometimes sadness, and maybe anger

"he told me throw it back, "abowwwwww"'

by rodrickspube January 3, 2022

Abbots Chain

The practice of a group of 3 or more men lined up behind one another, where each man is being buggered from behind whilst simultaneously buggering the man in front. The phrase is thought to have come in to usage when such homosexual practices were widespread in monasteries in the early Tudor period. The practice was rumoured to be part of a sordid initiation ceremony where novice monks would take the front of the Abbots Chain and be forced to felate the Abbot as he stood on a ceremonial footstool. Long held to be one of the minor reasons Henry VIII began to sack many monasteries during his reign, after he was not invited to a mass Abbots Chain in Westmister Abbey organised by the Archbishop of Canterbury. The practice is quite common in certain specialist clubs in London, particularly in the Muswell Hill area.

If you had Graham Norton being buggered by Dale Winton who in turn was being entered by George Michael, whose anus was being pentrated by Michael Barrymore, who himself was having his bottom pounded by Rupert Everett, you would be witnessing what is known as an Abbots Chain.

by Hev September 27, 2006