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Losers Need A Life Too

a group formed solely for the reason of bringing informative and humanitarian aid to the average loser. trademarked in 1991 by johnstownsteel, their works include Loser..Your Guide To Living and the ever popular Losing Isn't Everything.
all works distributed by the group can be purchased at...
Lumbee Indian
2020 Winners Way
Johnstown Pa 15939
or call...
1-808-lose-err
"Losers Need A Life Too"
by lumbee indian July 22, 2008
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i need a vacation

What you say 1,020,920,989,263 times when ever it's true.Like me.I gotta get away!
by This Is A fuck win March 1, 2017
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I need a man secure enough to handle my Instagram

I expect a man to be okay with me being inappropriate in my relationship because I am an immature irresponsible little girl who is good for nothing and cannot give anything to a man. I could possibly be cheating but I was raised by a demon monkey mother who taught me that bullshit
*Posts picture 1/2 naked*

I need a man secure enough to handle my Instagram
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need a break

it's often used on the coversations between lovers.
when a prick decided to leave for good(whatever) he says he needs a break from the relationship, but the meaning behind this is actually he wants to get rid of u.
it could be used on comments for idiotic questions
eg 1 I need a break from all these, bitch.
eg 2 when somebody ask about what's the color of my thong, i would politely ask them to gimme a break(which means get lost u fucking perv)
by dirtybitch April 17, 2004
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need a haircut

this boy really needs a haircut its always a mess
by tom harper October 23, 2003
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Do you need a broom?

When someone is being belligerent it is appropriate for you to ask if they need a broom for the sand in their vagina.
by crowboy11111 September 29, 2010
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need a penny

when you drop a penny in between a girls legs while standing behind her, and then pick it up, THROUGH HER LEGS saying "Need a penny"? Its a sick pick up line. Kinda.
by Elii jjj January 14, 2008
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