Uhaul Adjacent

When two lesbians move closer to each other without actually moving in with one another in the hopes of not “uhauling.”

Hey, she’s not uhauling with her girlfriend, she’s too evolved for that; it’s more like a uhaul adjacent because she’s moving down the street.

by yffrazcaut December 28, 2022

mysterious (adjective)

(adj.) A word used to describe a guy that is cool, attractive and doesn't speak in long sentences and only reply in words like "Yes" "No" "Maybe" or just shrug their shoulders, nod heads or shake them "No". They usually have an evil smile in their face that makes people wonder what they're thinking about and makes girls fall in love because its so cool. They are always silent and only speak when something is important. Most of the time mistaken as emo or scheziophrenics.

Rick is so mysterious (adjective), he's cool.
She finds mysterious (adjective) boys attractive.

by nothingness110 March 28, 2009

adjunk

Derogatory term for adjuncts, ingredients added to low-end beer to lower production costs. Examples are rice (used by Budweiser and Coors) and corn syrup (used by Miller). Adjunk detracts from the malty flavor and makes the final product more watery and more drinkable for people who don't like beer, yet less drinkable for people who do.

Steve: "Want something to drink?"
Kevin: "Got any beer?"
Steve: "I've got Budweiser, Miller, and Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA - which one do you want?"
Kevin: "WHAAAAAAT??? Are you crazy? Miller is cornier than a Color Me Badd video and Bud is more ricey than a tricked-out Honda Civic! Give me the Dogfish Head! You can drink that watery adjunk yourself!"

by Nicholas D March 28, 2008

adjectard

Describes those fools who feel it necessary to overuse adjectives to TRY to sound intelligent and well written.

He is a real adjectard when he uses the word superb over and over in the same story.

by Sir Asshat March 29, 2007

adjustibation

the act of ajusting ones genitals to optimize comfort

excuse my hand, i must adjustibate

by Space Cowboy March 6, 2003

The Adjustment Bureau

A synonym for a male hand because of it's tendency to find its way down a male's pants in order to adjust the position of the penis and scrotum.

Since I am at a formal party i will go to the bathroom in order to use The Adjustment Bureau to make my privates more comfortable

by praytobestrongermen November 26, 2011

Adjectnounative

An instance where a noun is bastardized and used as an adjective.

An adjectnounative in action: Upon finding a kitchen full of dirty dishes, the thirsty man says "It's O.K., I'll just use the biggest, plasticest cup i can find."

by .Kirk. October 17, 2007