adjunk 

Derogatory term for adjuncts, ingredients added to low-end beer to lower production costs. Examples are rice (used by Budweiser and Coors) and corn syrup (used by Miller). Adjunk detracts from the malty flavor and makes the final product more watery and more drinkable for people who don't like beer, yet less drinkable for people who do.

Steve: "Want something to drink?"
Kevin: "Got any beer?"
Steve: "I've got Budweiser, Miller, and Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA - which one do you want?"
Kevin: "WHAAAAAAT??? Are you crazy? Miller is cornier than a Color Me Badd video and Bud is more ricey than a tricked-out Honda Civic! Give me the Dogfish Head! You can drink that watery adjunk yourself!"

adjunk by Nicholas D March 28, 2008

Adunks 

An above average size black male with an exceptional beard and or mustache.

Did you see that dude's beard? That was definitely an adunks.

Adunks by turboprobe91 June 17, 2010

Adjuntas 

A small Puerto Rican town in the mountains of Puerto Rico. Full of many Rivers and home to Monte Guilarte, one of Puerto Rico’s biggest mountains. No one visits this place except for Gringos during vacation time (Me and my sister).

Eli: bro I’m lost in the mountains and I have no signal!!!
Dan: dude your in Adjuntas, drive in one direction for a few hours and you’ll be fine.

Adjuntas by Planedan123 April 2, 2020

adjunkst

when you adjust your junk

oh man, my shit was all twisted and when i went to adjunkst myself it looked like i was groping myself

adjunkst by Keith-tastic March 31, 2008

Adjunct Professor

A cheap, untenured lecturer that teaches for peanuts at a university, naively hoping that they will beat the odds and one day get hired into a tenure-track position.

Dude, did you know that professor Smith is an adjunct professor, and he makes less teaching this class than I did working at Wendy's last summer? What a tool!

Adjunct Professor by Mr E August 19, 2008

addjunkitator 

A person who responds with trash and bluster, in order to deflect trying to answer a question that he either doesn't know the answer, or just doesn't want to say.

The Canadian was a skilled addjunkitator when asked why the state legalized group sex clubs with 14 year old members. His response was that 10 states in the USA permitted 12 year olds to be married.

addjunkitator by Word Chef June 26, 2006

adjunctsploitation 

The unspoken practice of heaping unreasonable amounts of the academic grunt work that no higher-ranking faculty will deign to do upon adjunct professors and then either severely underpaying them for their labor or paying them in "experience." Appropriate credit for this labor is typically withheld.

"Did you hear that Ms. Smith is doing all of the research for Dr. Collins's book while he gets the credit?"
"Why would she agree to that?!"
"Dunno, man. I'll bet he told her she could have a line on her CV or maybe he's paying her in peanuts under the table. Maybe she's just hoping it gives her the illusion of job security."
"That's some real adjunctsploitation right there."

adjunctsploitation by No Handle Kthx April 8, 2018