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wet like a snowflake

Charm women with a funny snowflake pickup line or a comeback for situations when you are burned.
Max: You remind me of a snowflake. You're beautiful, delicate, unique and with one touch, you're wet.

Ashley: Wow nice pickup line, you want to boom chiggy chiggy?

In general, someone who is wet like a snowflake.
by maxtoto September 20, 2022
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wet as a hanging basket

popularised in the Leeds and York area of the United Kingdom, this turn of phrase related to the moistness of an aroused woman's vagina, and analogises a recently watered hanging basket of flowers.
I'm really turned on, I'm wet as a hanging basket.
by timlamb May 29, 2011
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dumber than a bag of wet mice

Something or someone that is profoundly stupid or ridiculous,
Person one: The new Windows 8 operating system is so cool,

what do you think?

Person two: That statement is dumber than a bag of wet

mice,

Windows 8 is dumber than a bag of wet mice,

in fact YOU'RE dumber than a bag of wet mice

for sayin that!

Person one: You got really worked up about that.

Person two: I was just demonstrating what an awesome

phrase that is.

Person one: Well I think that that phrase

is dumber than a bag of wet mice!
by THESWORDMASTER January 7, 2013
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wet as a bum

Also spelled Wedadahhbum

When sometind is da crazziest wet.
Term originated in da 503 portland oregon.
GANGSTAVILLE, USA
TRILLVILLE, USA

Pronunciation= (Wed) (Ad) (Ahh) (Bum)
you're rollin' down the street, getting your c.o. (chill on) and some homie says "dyummm shun, you wet as a bum"

"Shit meng you so icy, You as wedadahhbum meng"
by AP, AG June 12, 2008
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A Buerocrat's Wet Dream

A system or processes which requires more paperwork and processing than ever necessary and makes actions or legislation take longer than necessary to be complete
The sign up process for that website is A Buerocrat's Wet Dream.
by The Sefbicer September 21, 2021
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wet as a river

When a woman's vagina is continuously and excessively wet and is very pleasing to the male species.
Whenever we talk about sexual activities, my girl gets wet as a river.
by Way more jamie April 7, 2017
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Like A Sack Of Wet Garbage

A phrase denoting something of noticeably terrible quality
Example 1: Bruh, your barber made you look like a sack of wet garbage
Example 2: I feel like a sack of wet garbage

Example 3: Maybe you shouldn’t treat people like a sack of wet garbage
by FossilDiggerStudios August 8, 2021
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