1) vernacular for "all right"--a statement of approval with connotations of being highly impressed. 2) a greeting to one you hav enot seen in a long while.
"Tony--did you just burp the alphabet backwards?" "yep." "Scooter!"
by d0g3n November 13, 2004
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Village Scooter. probley a nice ride but somin u wouldn't want ya friends 2 see!
by moorezy September 3, 2003
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1. Half retarded cousin of the Motorcycle.
2. Primary form of transportation for asian delivery persons.
"Look at that asshole asian on a scooter!"
by Hep_Greg December 23, 2007
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He be flassin' in his new scooter
by Anonymous April 16, 2003
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Ex. Did you see that scooter over there? I hear he likes Deshawunda.
by Scooooota. October 14, 2009
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A small motorbike powered by an emetic stench and an annoying noise that only dentists could love.

Used by young men to vibrabate and to transport teenage girls before the young men have their coming out, and by fag stags.

Also known as a "Harley for the poor", "Zwieback saw", "two-wheeled stinkhorn" or "Dildocycle".

Most scooters are built by sensuous young men in fagtories in Italy and China.

Invented by Dildo Faggins, patent pending.
Look at that guy on the scooter. Do you think she suspects...?
by Gonzoooomatic XL1 June 15, 2011
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1. n. A person that uses electric rental scooters and then leaves them laying carelessly and inconveniently about once they are done with it.

2. n. An inconsiderate ass hat.
The city is launching a rental scooter program? Great. Here come the scooter douches.
by picc285 July 27, 2019
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