by GiadaDelauretiis November 24, 2007
crappy, pointless form of 2-wheeled transport.
modern scooters are usually between 50 and 250cc, feature a "step through" frame and small wheels (8-13 inches in diameter, usually around 10).
50cc ones are most common among teenagers. most are 2-stroke, and make a noise akin to that of a hedge-trimmer. 4-stroke ones are available, although incredibly sluggish.
scooters tend to be much slower and lacking in power than motorcycles, and usually have "twist and go" transmission.
they can be made to go quite fast. but most of the really fast ones are in such a high state of tune that they don't last very long, and constantly suffer from mechanical problems. and besides, who wants speed on a machine that doesn't have gears, weighs about as much as its rider and has such small wheels? no matter how much you dress up a turd, it's still a turd.
modern scooters are usually between 50 and 250cc, feature a "step through" frame and small wheels (8-13 inches in diameter, usually around 10).
50cc ones are most common among teenagers. most are 2-stroke, and make a noise akin to that of a hedge-trimmer. 4-stroke ones are available, although incredibly sluggish.
scooters tend to be much slower and lacking in power than motorcycles, and usually have "twist and go" transmission.
they can be made to go quite fast. but most of the really fast ones are in such a high state of tune that they don't last very long, and constantly suffer from mechanical problems. and besides, who wants speed on a machine that doesn't have gears, weighs about as much as its rider and has such small wheels? no matter how much you dress up a turd, it's still a turd.
by abbas224 July 26, 2007
by Homie mal April 7, 2017
(verb) Leading a person to believe that you agree and/or approve of their words and/or actions.
This is very common amongst school age children and adults who refuse to accept that they are no longer children.
The act is as follows:
Agree with the victim and then make a gesture as if you will "high-five" them. Next, avoid their hand and make a gesture as if you're riding a scooter (motorcycle or bicycle).
Lastly, yell out very loudly "SCOOTER" and embarrass your friends until they threaten to stop talking to you. Be very careful, they may begin to SCOOTER you!
Pass it on. It's FUN!
A variation of the word PSYCHE!
This is very common amongst school age children and adults who refuse to accept that they are no longer children.
The act is as follows:
Agree with the victim and then make a gesture as if you will "high-five" them. Next, avoid their hand and make a gesture as if you're riding a scooter (motorcycle or bicycle).
Lastly, yell out very loudly "SCOOTER" and embarrass your friends until they threaten to stop talking to you. Be very careful, they may begin to SCOOTER you!
Pass it on. It's FUN!
A variation of the word PSYCHE!
Hannah: "Hey Alex, my mom says the hamburgers are ready. I'm so hungry."
Alex (the victim): "Thanks Hannah, I'm gonna eat 3 hamburgers with cheese! Let's go."
Hannah: "I'll keep an eye on the food patrol so we can eat everything we want. Yeaaaah!" (makes a high-five gesture)
Alex goes for the high-five...
Hannah: "SCOOTER!"
Alex (the victim): "Thanks Hannah, I'm gonna eat 3 hamburgers with cheese! Let's go."
Hannah: "I'll keep an eye on the food patrol so we can eat everything we want. Yeaaaah!" (makes a high-five gesture)
Alex goes for the high-five...
Hannah: "SCOOTER!"
by KidneyPanc498 June 30, 2011
Someone cool, classy and funny with street cred though they appear to be from the "wrong" side of town.
by Forum Friend hehehe June 15, 2003
My computer is acting all slow - I gotta call the scooter and get it fixed.
The guy running the office pool for march madness scootered up the most delux excel sheeet you've ever seen.
The guy running the office pool for march madness scootered up the most delux excel sheeet you've ever seen.
by Merkin September 13, 2005