- noun
Specific term used to relay the pain associated with the inappropriate use of child-safe toys in sex games.
Specific term used to relay the pain associated with the inappropriate use of child-safe toys in sex games.
Person 1: I thought it would be funny to see if I could fist myself with Optimus Prime, but I blew out my rectum.
Person 2: Looks like you paid the *lowers sunglasses* Fissure Price...
Person 2: Looks like you paid the *lowers sunglasses* Fissure Price...
by retardedgenius October 24, 2011

by farmerfreddie September 21, 2009

by badrain March 1, 2009

by left my heart in saskatoon February 13, 2015

The cost of an item that is unreasonably priced or unduly expensive when compared to similiar items. Similiar to excessive fees for a "profession service" such as a doctor, CPA, designer or other professional services rendered.
Don't shop there, everything is professionally priced.
Do you have something cheaper, this is professionally priced!
Are all your products professionally priced?
Do you have something cheaper, this is professionally priced!
Are all your products professionally priced?
by Charles R jr. July 11, 2007

by Justmetheoneshefuckedover March 15, 2022

Person 1: "Why is she so shy?"
Hailey Price: *flails arms around like a weirdo*
Person 2: "Oh ,she's just a Hailey Price."
Hailey Price: *flails arms around like a weirdo*
Person 2: "Oh ,she's just a Hailey Price."
by Logantastic September 24, 2017
