Zucked

(zuk'd); verb: The act of being deceived by a salesperson into purchasing an astronomically overpriced item, which significantly reduces in value immediately after purchase.

Man, we all got Zucked buying that Facebook stock.

by ryannedestroyerofworlds September 12, 2012

Zuned

To invest time, money or resources into a doomed or failing project.

The entire project was zuned from the beginning.

by steven cyanix March 5, 2014

Zuke

When you tap one's shoulder and they look directly over it and they don't know who tapped them on the shoulder.

Man, i zuked my friend James

by xjwilsonx44 December 26, 2008

Zucked

When something is so retarded that no other words can properly convey how mentally fucking scuffed it is.

Hey man.. I zucked up last night

Fuck me dude, the most zucked thing happened to me

Stop acting so zucked, dude

by RealSpeller April 27, 2019

zucked

To bang a paisa for hours on end, giz on her face, and video tape it then kick her out while she only has 100k pesos to show for it

He zucked that chick real good.

by redemmsddr'dre February 22, 2019

zuke

1. zucchini

2. to vomit

Their zuke was so bad it made me zuke.

by The Return of Light Joker May 25, 2011

Zuke Master

A person who has perfected the art of zuking. These special individuals can zuke on command, and as much as they are needed to.

Sam is an absolute Zuke Master! On my momma, he can zuke for days on end.

by FP_Fan15 May 11, 2016