A Zoofondo is a simpleton possesing unmatched comedic skills to compensate.
A master of Deadpan humor.
A master of Deadpan humor.
A Zoofondo would say something like: "Yea ... you're strong, but I like to bring you back down to earth by saying things like 'I could always just shoot you in the head. Then you'd just die.' Just to let ya know ".
Something that oculd be said about a zoofondo: "Sure he's not all that bright, but damn...he really is a zoofondo."
Something that oculd be said about a zoofondo: "Sure he's not all that bright, but damn...he really is a zoofondo."
by QueenSammich April 28, 2005
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The term originated and gained minor popularity from tweets, tumblr posts, and DeviantArt pages following the widespread success of the Disney film "Zootopia." The film brought many aspects of the long-standing furry fandom into mainstream culture. Examples include: animals walking upright, holding everyday jobs, maintaining relationships, and both the difficulties and appeal of predator/prey cultural challenges in today's society.
The term originated and gained minor popularity from tweets, tumblr posts, and DeviantArt pages following the widespread success of the Disney film "Zootopia." The film brought many aspects of the long-standing furry fandom into mainstream culture. Examples include: animals walking upright, holding everyday jobs, maintaining relationships, and both the difficulties and appeal of predator/prey cultural challenges in today's society.
You do not have a zootopiasona. You have a fursona. You are a furry.
Robin Hood Fox did not have filthy, dungeon, bondage sex just so you can go calling it a zootopiasona, young man. Now put on your con badge and tail like a good fluffy.
Bill: I just disowned my son.
Bob: Why? Is he gay?
Bill: No it's worse than that. He dresses like an animal.
Bob: {GASP} One of them FURFAGS?!
Bill: Hey those freaks are fine. But worse. He called it a 'zootopiasona.' He could have at least been a respectable furry and called himself 'Wolf Dragon Star Rainbow Claw' or something. Fuck. I'll never live it down.
Robin Hood Fox did not have filthy, dungeon, bondage sex just so you can go calling it a zootopiasona, young man. Now put on your con badge and tail like a good fluffy.
Bill: I just disowned my son.
Bob: Why? Is he gay?
Bill: No it's worse than that. He dresses like an animal.
Bob: {GASP} One of them FURFAGS?!
Bill: Hey those freaks are fine. But worse. He called it a 'zootopiasona.' He could have at least been a respectable furry and called himself 'Wolf Dragon Star Rainbow Claw' or something. Fuck. I'll never live it down.
by Illumiknotty July 28, 2016
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Not to be confused with the 80's iconic movie The Goonies
Not to be confused with the 80's iconic movie The Goonies
by BroHomo December 9, 2008
Get the Zoonie mug.The act of having sex with dead animals. Humans are right out. Animals that are still ticking, right out.
I engaged in zoonecrophilia with my dead dog.
by N.A.P July 12, 2006
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"YOUR MOM" , "LADDIE!" or their favorite "OLE A LA FIESTA"
If you wish you can dress them up with sombreros or any other outfit.
"YOUR MOM" , "LADDIE!" or their favorite "OLE A LA FIESTA"
If you wish you can dress them up with sombreros or any other outfit.
"Hey Kaitlyn, Rachel, Hannah doesnt that history teacher have Zolnops?"
"Yea Jackie he does have Zolnops, maybe we should put a sombrero on it!"
"Yea Jackie he does have Zolnops, maybe we should put a sombrero on it!"
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