Zeus

In Greek Mythology, Zeus was the god of gods. Well-known for controlling thunder & lightning, wearing a white robe and boasting a thick grey beard, kinda like my image of God.

"Zeus is not God, you pagan."
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004

zeus

The most bad ass of all gods. Represents all that is powerful, lightning, crushing people, victory, and swag. Zeus is patron god of seniors and almighty protector of Lance Armstrong.

Zeus kills with an all powerful fury.

by RocktheJordan August 30, 2006

Zeeshan

Zeeshan is cool as fuckkk

I want to be like ZEESHAN

by Lmaoooscotalnnddd June 2, 2020

Zeus Dick

A dick that is so big and/or beautiful that it is god-like.

Wow, you've got a Zeus Dick!!!

by Wackadoo January 24, 2009

zeesus

Jesus' mother.

Keith Lemon: In the bible what is Jesus' mother called?
Joey Essex (nerd of the planet) : Zeesus.

by lillllllll November 30, 2013

Zesus

Zesus is our Lord in Savior Larry. He is the true religion of our modern world. Him and his accomplice Parker, protect us from all things wevil.

Zesus Jason is Zesus Larry's disciple and right hand man.

Praise our Lord Zesus Larry in the name of Shrek.

by SapphireGemixo October 3, 2017

Zeus's Blessing

When you brush your crotch area past a metal beam embedded in drywall and it shocks the tip of your penis with the fury of Zeus.

I was passing my friend in the hall and I got too close to the corner and I received Zeus's Blessing. Now I can't walk and I now occasionally pee blood.

by Safemilk March 14, 2018