Yolandahrannadquia Williamina

A very large black women on facebook, claiming to be the sexiest bitch in the world.

Yolandahrannadquia Williamina

by Jared James Harrison September 2, 2011

Yolonda

A Yolonda is a lady of great beauty, both inside and out. But don't let her gracious demeanor fool you- she can also shake her ass like there is no tomorrow! Often called YOLO for short, she reminds us all to live life as of there really is no tomorrow.

A Yolonda is bilingual and screams loudly for no apparent reason. It is always best to keep a Yolonda handy in case you find yourself in Mexico or a local Zumba class.

"YOLO, Yolo!"

Girl 1: "What the hell was that noise?!"
Girl 2: "Yolonda"
Girl 1: "Oh, I love her! Let's take her to Zumba later."

by Bri-Kawaii August 12, 2014

Yolandi

Yolandi is very wild and crazy. She likes to do her own thing and doesn't care about what other people think about her. Be careful yolandi has a bad attitude but guys find that sexy about her. Yolandi has a amazing body and a big booty too. She likes to break the rules. But she is also nice and she loves to make new friends. She also can be a little bad ass too. If you ever date a yolandi keep her because she's a little freakkyy one!!! ;)

Damn she's sexy

Yeah yolandi is very sexy
Man I wish she was mine

by kittyfreak July 2, 2017

Yolande

Yolande is the word you say when something unbelievable or unusual has happened. For instance, if that guy who always calls in sick on a Monday, actually turns up on time, everyone in the office will shout Yolande!
It comes from the Eastenders meme when Patrick falls over in the shop out of shock and probably shouts Yolande!

Scott: Nick was out drinking at the weekend he won't be in today.
8.25am Nick walks through the door.
Scott, Dan and Jamie all shout: Yolande!

by Citizen147 June 22, 2021

yolandria

A beautiful, Intelligent girl, Usually shorter, with a nice shape. Full of life and energy. Can be quiet around people she doesnt know as well. When she loves, she loves hard. Popular in school. Loves making jokes. Can have a bad attitude. Only the dumb brings that side out of her.

yolandria is someone you would enjoy Being around her makes your day.

by Lovecollege September 21, 2013

yolande

yo is so bootiful, she is great

there is my bestist m8 yo

by stinker June 28, 2004

Yalanda

A great person that knows how to express themselves through writing. Loves to read and watch crime television shows. Can make one hell of a lasagna and has a way with kids. The "kids whisperer" is what she is often referred to. Not very tall. She resembles Halle Berry

Wow, Yalanda wrote me a letter and now I feel like I can conquer the world!

by Tacopizza February 7, 2017