Weaving some yarn

This a when some long winded asshole won't stop telling some stupid story,usually wrapped around his/her self important ass.The tale they tell is dragged on to what seem like an eternity,but to them it's just good shit you are lucky to be hearing.These tall tales are a very common practice at a.a. and n.a. meetings,where as these places give "tools" a soapbox to stand on and preach.

The speaker at the meeting was weaving some yarn about his boring life.

by TVCAR March 3, 2010

Ass Yarn

Ass yarn is the action of your asshole hair twisting into a yarn like braid.

"Dude, your hat looks like ass yarn!"

by assyarn February 6, 2015

Kin-yarn

Gay fish from the kirby franchise x Yarn sorcerer also from the kirby franchise.
Get it out of my head get it out get it out im so tired of seeing it.

A: Have you read the newest Kin-yarn Fic?
B: Please god stop it stop talking about Kin-yarn

by VoidDemonn February 4, 2022

md yarn

When you’re sitting around great human beings on MDMA and you let the conversation flow into meaningful conversations, whether it be about life or something that isn’t so critical in life. You may not understand each other but you feel each other and the conversation flows so loose it doesn’t really matter.

The md yarn

by TypeSheiiit May 11, 2023

Granny’s Yarn Ball

An old women’s dingleberry. Generally a much larger than usual knotted up clump of old, gray ass hairs. Like a yarn ball dangling out the ass.

I was over at nanna’s house today. She bent over in her house coat and I caught a glimpse of granny’s yarn ball. I’ll never be the same.

by Eaton Holgoode May 28, 2018

have a yarn

To “have a yarn” saying that means to have a chat, very informal and used between friends and family.

Lets me and you have a yarn

by Uncle Carlos November 27, 2020

Weaving a yarn

1. Telling a dick story adventure.

2. Crop dusting to the right.

1. I was sitting around a camp fire, and talking about the time I had a threesome with two ghosts and my buddy Frank said "Shut the fuck up. You're just weaving a yarn!"

by Iron bone pony October 1, 2016