Xanderdoom

Strongest F2p player in Runescape today. He is very nice. He is way over level100, but kind to every player.

Newb1:Hey have ya seen Xandy recently?

Newb2:Yea in lumbridge, he gave me full mith x) too bad i can't wear it..

by Jade4885 July 20, 2008

Xander

One of a kind.To be Xander is to be masterful.Xander is better than everybody, in everything, including the guitar.Xander steals corndogs, and is a makeout god.

I want to bear seven of Xander's children.

by ZeNarcissist January 19, 2017

Xander

A badass person you don’t fuck with!

Don’t mess with him he is a Xander

by R steal yo girl February 11, 2018

Xander

Xander is an extremely weird person who has an overwhelming grasp on theoretical physics and a strong immunity to the cold, some call him a bear(He also sleeps a lot). Xander is the type of guy to question everything you say, ever. Xander also is a spooky scary wizard with magical powers that include being able to lop lasers out in space. But the thing Xander is the most is a wonderful guy who gets all da hoes

That guy is butt naked outside and it’s winter?!
He must be a Xander.
Why did that guy start screaming for no reason?
The answer to that my friend is incomprehensible to us ample headed people, for he is.... a Xander.

by ReapersDecay January 1, 2018

xander

To be a professional sexy-man, characterized by public displays of attractiveness, swoonings of women behind the "xanderer," and the like.
Women can also xander, only swoonings of men would be characteristic of the she-xanderer.

Frederick was xandering for hours last night, didn't you see all those Colleens behind him?

Frederick was xandering for hours last night, didn't you see all those Colleens behind him?

Nathaniel and Xander were planning to xander with Laura next week. It was going to be an attractive night.

by Xander M January 19, 2009

Xander

14 inches of rock solid dick and a dark sensor of humor incredible at rhyming sexist homophobe and pretty cool when you get to know him he’s not actually sexist or homophobic just wants to make friends but doesn’t let people get close to him because he’s been betrayed a lot and beat up uncomprhendable

He must be a Xander I cant understand half the words he says

by Dmetri4208 December 15, 2018

Xander Effect

A principle which dictates that in any given group of people, the most attractive person will be regarded as extremely hot, irregardless of that person's actual attractiveness.

The effect is most often seen with groups of "less than" to "not-at-all" attractive people.

"Damn, Lucy is looking fine!"
"No way, man, look around -- Xander Effect."

by James Carmel May 2, 2006