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Phantom Wristband Syndrome

After wearing a paper wristband for several days it is common for a person to experience the sensation that they are still wearing a wristband even though it’s been removed. This sensation is called “phantom wristband syndrome “
Dave visited Jean everyday in the hospital. Each day he had to get a new color wristband to prove he was an approved visitor. After Jean left the hospital, Dave experienced “Phantom Wristband Syndrome” feeling like he still had a wristband on, even though it had been removed several days ago

Hero's Wrist 

1) Developing an aching wrist from playing too much of popular video game, Guitar Hero.
2) Proof that you have too much spare time.
Steve: Aaah!
Josh: What?
Steve: Hero's wrist...
Josh: Nerd.
Hero's Wrist by ohhowswish February 17, 2009

Chocolate Wristwatch 

A brown shit ring that gets stuck around your wrist after fisting someone in the ass.
My girlfriend offered to try something new in the bedroom for my birthday...so I told her I wanted a chocolate wristwatch. She doesn't ask what I want for presents anymore.
Chocolate Wristwatch by sn0wMan115 November 18, 2010

Mexican Wrist Watch

The act of wrapping your dick around your wrist and then asking an unsuspecting friend if they want to buy a watch.
Jared: Hey man you wanna buy a mexican wrist watch? Travis: (Turns around unsuspectingly) Damn man it's your dick!
Mexican Wrist Watch by Fiveash March 1, 2010

Quill Wrist 

When one scribes manuscripts with a quill and ink, the wrist becomes stiff and tender.

This word originated in England in the 15th century, before the printing press was in use, royal orders were made to reproduce religious manuscripts in the interest of theological preservation. It was common for these scribers to develop this condition, and they would proclaim "thou wrist hast been stricken by the curse of the quill!" They were given permission usually from a Baron or Count to break from their scribing duties.

The term quill wrist continues to be used today, as quill scribing still affects the wrist as it did in 15th century England
Scriber William: Thou wrist hast been stricken by the curse of the quill!
Count James: Be this true? hast thou quill wrist?
Scriber William: Yes Count, this be true
Count James: Very well, you may break William
Quill Wrist by Dr. Williamson, PHD November 15, 2011

Wrist-a-thon 

The generic, colloquial name given any window of time whereby a person has privacy, access to some form of erotic stimuli, and uses these things to engage in serial masturbation. Often times, wrist-a-thon's are brought on by temporarily depleted domiciles (roommates, parents gone for extended periods) that allow the wrisitng afficianado to drop trou and beat the bishop or, if female roll the bean, often times for hours on end.
Man...I'm exhausted...my roomate was out of town all week and he left his porn stash out...between the mags and the 'net, I had a three-day wrist-a-thon. I musta busted a nut 22 times in three days. I'll have to remember to mop up the love stains before he gets back into town.