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bearded axe wound

A fun word for the unshaven female genitalia.
That Hannah girl has one gaping bearded axe wound. Okay, it's not bearded, but boy is it gaping!
by Gin Shampoo December 31, 2006
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drunk wound

A drunk wound is a wound that you find after a crazy day/night of drinking and you either don't remember how you could possibly have inflicted it upon yourself or don't remember yet. Drunk wounds are commonly very strange in size and orientation.
The next morning after a day of drinking I found a drunk wound on my pinky toe. There were two similar marks on either side of the top of my toe that were about half the diameter of a pencil.
by Cameron Palmer March 31, 2005
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flesh wound

when one's arms and legs have been chopped off, but pretends that it is not so, as in monty python.
"'tis only a flesh wound!"
by msjazz April 2, 2006
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bearded ax wound

by Anonymous September 19, 2003
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pour salt on the wound

Verb.
To unnecesarily cause someone more sadness or trouble when he or she is already in a difficult situation, usually for one's personal amusement.
She is concerned about the call from the doctor saying that she is overweight. By waving the pizza in her face and calling her a fatty, you are pouring salt on the wound.
by Hyenaste June 4, 2005
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Wounded Rooster

Wounded Rooster (woon·did Roo·ster)

-Adjective
1. The act of vigorous penis to mouth insertion, or Blow job to the point in which the air pressure inside a woman's throat and lungs, form an involuntary noise which sounds like a rooster, under attack or in intense pain.

-Noun
2. The noise made when a woman is intensly throat fucked or gagged.
1. Eric awoke in the middle of the night, to the horrifying sound of his mother getting the ol' Wounded Rooster from his father.

2. Zach fiercely thrusted his shaft down little Sally's throat until it made the distinct sound of a poor little Wounded Rooster
by Alex April 10, 2007
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Wounder

A person who'm impedes upon ones normal course of activity. Similar to Pests and Punishers.
"Jeez lenny was steamed last night and wouldn't leave that girl alone"

"Totally! what a massive wounder!"
by isheeeee? December 13, 2018
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