Cringe Wound

When the cringe is so bad that it could kill a person or when it fatally injures a poor soul

'Tis but a cringe wound

by OMARA1C September 27, 2017

wounded soldier

Any beer at a party than has been abandoned by it's owner.

Dale was holding back the vomit after killing off the wounded soldiers left over from his "don't ask, don't tell" party.

by A-row May 27, 2003

bayonette the wounded

v. gamely drinking the half-finished beers the morning after a party

Bruce Lee: Why are you drinking that warm ass beer from yesterday??
Jose Contreras: Someone has to bayonette the wounded

by benny b from the bronx May 17, 2006

Pig Wound Fuck

An act to deter terrorism by capturing a terrorist, creating a wound and allowing the pig to penetrate the wound until he releases his seed.

There was a marked drop in terrorist activity when word got around that a band of vigilantes would pig wound fuck anyone caught involving themselves in terrorism.

by anonymousO12 March 9, 2011

bayonetting the wounded

(verb) The act of waking up, espically in the late morning or any portion of the afternoon, and finishing off any alcoholic beverege remains from the previous, exceptionally drunken, evening.

Why is this phrase such a perfect explaination of the incident it refers to? Well, to bayonett a wounded person is paradoxically both wicked and compassionate. On the one hand, the dude is already hurting, and to bayonett him/her (for all you politicaly correct assholes) is essentually just kicking him/her while he/she is down. On the other hand, if you kill a wounded party by bayonetting him/her one could liken it to putting a hurt race horse out of its misery.

As you gather up those cups/glasses/cans/bottles the next day, it is safe to assume you're hurting similarly to the afore mentioned wounded dude (I refuse to add dudette even if I am being politically incorrect). On the one hand, more beer/liquer/wine/mixed drink/anything containing alcohol (shit, even NyQuill) will aleviate your shakes/headache/feeling of impending death. On the other, you'll just get drunk again, only this time on something room temperature that is likely to contain backwash of friends, people you pretend to be friends with even though they're irritating, people you have never met, but somehow have been in your house numerous times, that slut who was getting laid in your bathroom, the neighbor's dog, and quite possibly, your mom, and postpone the incredible discomfort.

I woke up with my shoes on and stumbled, still somewhat intoxicated, to the bathroom. On my way back to bed from the kitchen, where I had gone for a much-neededglass of water, I found a homeless man sleeping on my couch. I immediately realized that sobering up would be nothing more than a colassal exercise in futility, and proceeded to trade my water for the nearest leftover booze. I spent the remainder of my afternoon and evening bayonetting the wounded with some homeless dude whom I've never seen again.

by megalomaniacal girl December 12, 2008

I would do her

Indicating that a girl is good looking enough that you would be willing to have sex with her if given the chance.

Man that bitch is hot enough I would do her!

by Darius_sca December 30, 2011

would you like some fries with that salt

An excellent comeback when someone is acting salty.

Person: You never do anything people ask you.

Me: Would you like some fries with that salt, sir?

by Skrattar du forlorar du May 23, 2018