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woke

When someone thinks he/she is cool and popular however they are an annoying fuck. Generally with few friends.
by seansucksbadduck July 25, 2016
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Woke

A politically correct narrative that has Marxist principles at its roots and doesn't tolerate open discourse.
Everything in the news and social media in 2020 is so woke right now.
by Curiousor August 31, 2020
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Woke

thinking everything and everyone you know who is white is inherently racist to assert your social superiority
"ever since i've been woke, i"ve been a total asshole and and nobody wants to talk to me
by I love AOC May 18, 2022
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Woke

Woke is woke and being woke is woke but being woke is also woke
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by Aftons williams October 11, 2023
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Woke

Woke culture or a woke person thinks they are awake to social issues, when the reality of it is, they have been indoctrinated into thinking things that aren’t true. Essentially, they aren’t awake to anything at all. They just fall for propaganda thrown at them without question.
She is so woke only believing what’s portrayed on legacy media.
by IzzyG_1111 December 3, 2022
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Woke

To be woke is to believe and assert one is smarter, more enlightened and morally superior to everybody who thinks differently, when in reality one has a sub-80 IQ and is a selfish narcissist.
"If you think 2+2=4 and not any other number you feel it should equal, you ain't woke."

"I'm going to eat at Burger King because they are woke and put rainbows or the color pink on some of their packaging for 1 month, so I know it's food meant for womxn and LGBT people and not for cis-men like food that comes in neutral packaging. Burger King cares for me even though they have done nothing substantive for LGBT people and the food is identical no matter what it comes in."

"I quit my job because they weren't woke enough. They wouldn't accommodate me for the mental illness I diagnosed myself with from a buzzfeed article and 5 tiktoks and the cancer I diagnosed myself with on WebMD. I told my boss I have CANCER and he told me to get to work unless I have a diagnosis from a licensed physician. He's such an unreasonable asshole."
by x-L-x June 19, 2021
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woke

"Wokeness" occurs when a white, upper-class person pretends to hold opinions they imagine a black lower-class person might hold. The word itself is an incorrect tense of "awake" - referring to the perception that the black working class have a poor grasp of grammar.
The opinions that are simulated typically stem from a misunderstanding of the tendency for black working-class people to be slightly more economically left-wing and socially conservative than average - instead they are imagined to be socially left-wing, and often logically inconsistent.
"How woke are you? Take our quiz to find out, then give us your email address so we can send you adverts for kale smoothies"
by pseufonym123 May 21, 2019
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