War on Woke

The catchy term now being used to defend the small-minded and reprehensibly ignorant changes made by Florida’s Fascist Crusading Governor, to target and then remove anything remotely sexual, racial, or historically truthful from all educational resources by banning it and moving to make imparting anything banned a criminal offense.

“I am the chosen one to wage this most culturally critical War on Woke, I will save this sinful country by laughing in the face of common sense and fully destroying education as we know it!” puffed Governor DeFlatus.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 8, 2023

and then you woke up

Said at the end of an outrageous, unbelievable story, to imply that the teller is full of corn.

Him: "I asked Kate Moss out for a date, and she said yes"!!

Her: "And then you woke up".

by Queen Sparky July 23, 2011

Woke and Boke

Past tense of wake and bake; Starting your day with a nice wholesome bowl of cannabis- now with half the daily recommended value of THC!

I submitted this definition about half an hour after I woke and boke.

by mastersonblasterson April 5, 2010

Woke-o-cracy

Woke-o-cracy: A Modern form of theocracy based on the Woke uncritical acceptance of Critical Race Theory and the willingness to atone for, cancel, or call out any speech or thought aimed at questioning The Woke’sunderlying assumptions.

The Evergreen Woke mobs seem to advocate for a Woke-o-cracy

by NotonFacebook July 20, 2020

stay woke or stay smoke

basically meaning to open your eyes and know / be alert to what’s really going on around you, or don’t and just stay clueless in the same position you’re in . (foggy smoke).

if you get it you get it

Rod: ayo they killed dr. sebi man!

Dom: yeah he healed many people of diseases with natural herbs bro… there’d be no use for doctors that’s why they did it! stay woke or stay smoke

Rod: shiiiit fuh real doe!

by missesworldwide July 2, 2022

Woke Points

A way to recognize someones hightened enlightenment, superiority or overly progressive views by handing out invisible imaginary currency. Mostly distributed in the comments section of a racially charged article on Facebook.

Did you see Doug's comments explaining how mathematics perpetuates white privilege and should be considered racist altogether. Wow, he is sooo Woke, I award him 25 woke points.

by Nucksey October 31, 2017

woes

Basically my squad. Stands for Working On Excellence. the squad you run with everyday should be working on excellence. And that's why people in Toronto use the word for their team Or set.

"I would have no success without my woes staying real the whole way through"

by dannoSouéti February 14, 2015