jeffery woods

A guy who became the badass creepypasta now known as Jeff the killer

Yo isnt jeffery woods amazing

by CryingTylor February 28, 2020

fear of long words

The fear of long words is known as hippopotomonstrosesquippediliophobia.

Basically this is a phobia of long words. And if you've noticed, the phobia itself is a long word. Whoever made this was obviously a jackass.

Fear of long words:
"Do you have any phobias?"
"I have.... well, sir, I'm afraid to say.

by Sylvaron December 29, 2007

eat your words

to admit something that you had said wrong

they will eat your words when they win

by blabyblabyboop January 14, 2018

woodsjacker

Any man sitting alone in a parked car in a wooded area. They are not eating lunch, but rather jacking off or cruising for gay sex.

On a nature hike Johnny saw some guy sitting in a car by himself when his mom said, "Stay away from him, filthy woodsjacker!"

by Original woodsman November 17, 2006

Charles Woodson

An amazing defensive player for the Green Bay Packers. Winner of the Defensive Player MVP in '09.

3/4 of the world is covered in water.

The rest is covered by Charles Woodson.

by IceCreamChocolate(: February 23, 2010

woods pussy

An old term used for a skunk.

Nina said "I smell a woods pussy"

by Dirty Holly February 27, 2009

Why am I searching random words on UrbanDictionary?

Most likely one of two reasons:
1. you're bored af
2. you have no life

But I guess there's always the third option...
3. finals

Now enjoy having wasted a good minute of your life typing in this ridiculous word that isn't a word and reading this stupid definition

Now I must use the word in order for this to be posted: Why am I searching random words on UrbanDictionary?

^Just ignore that okay?

by purpura7 October 6, 2016