wizard

wizard is "troldmand" on danish. And is a joint containing hash and weed...

"Lad os lige fyre den der troldmand og blive FUUUUUCKD"

by KeyserNitro April 7, 2005

wizard

one who does not think through or foresee the consequences of an action, with disaterous results.

your sucha wizard.

by dan and ben February 9, 2003

wizarding

A drinking game played with half-liter cans of beer. You finish cans as fast as possible and stack them on top of each other: when your stack reaches your own height, you become the "wizard" and are allowed to hit the other players with your brand new wizard staff. Any cans you empty after that go towards further fortifying your mighty rod of magical power.

A: Hey man, what happened to your face?
B: Oh, me and the guys went wizarding last night.

by 5CH5 September 23, 2012

wizard

An exclamation of joy, similar to "cool" or "great." Origens are unknown, but it is featured heavily in the book, "Lord of the Flies."

"We can use Piggy's specs to make a fire!"
"Wizard!"

by Jonathan Nardolilli June 11, 2006

wizardings

someone who is god-like or above the average person

@wizardings is literally god

by puttergunk January 8, 2021

wizard

A term that can be used when you can't say the N-Word. It is used best in discribing the ones that go to clubs and stand at the side of the dance floor, casting their spells on innocent little white girls. Then when the time is right they pounce on them similar to a beartrap.

Note: There is a basketball team the Washington Wizards.

Yo man look at those hot sluts dancing over there.

Ah shit those wizards just used their sorcerey on them.

by GQGUY November 16, 2006

the wizard

1)One who makes no sense
2)One who has a habit of using words they don't know/made-up
3)Wizard-Like person

Little Kid: Uhmm I don't understand this...
The Wizard: WTF?! Mulch! You sound like mulch! Excuse my persnicketyness, but you never listen to me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Me! Everything sounds shrookish, and needs to be fixed!

by HughJass87 January 14, 2008