Windows ME

The worst OS ever in the past 5 years. Even Apple II was more stable. Please, WinME users, do yourselves a favor and get Windows 2000 Professional

Hello, I--*crash*

by dj gs68 July 7, 2003

windows 8

a cell phone simulator on your pc

windows 8 is like a cell phone computer

by tornadofan122 September 5, 2013

window jockey

minimum wage mouth breather who works the drive-thru window at fast food venues.

Burger King definitely has the worst window jockeys.

by Halitosis June 6, 2004

Window Five

When you are engaging in intercourse in front of a window and your friend is in a window adjacent from yours, and you both simultaneously "high five" your windows as if high fiving each other in person.

Dude I was doin Betty in the butt last night and Window Fived Mike across the way.

by TonyBruhh November 10, 2010

Window action

The act of teenagers slipping in and out of their parents house through a window.

"Son, you are not allowed to go out tonight and I don't want any window action tonight."

by Pa-ren-tal December 28, 2011

window wank

To wank proudly out of an open window and ejaculate onto the road or stunned passers by.

Bonus points for maintaining eye contact with a neighbour while slap boxing the one eyed champ!!

I'm in a rather dirty mood tonight Claude, infact I'm going to have a quick window wank. Should I ever need an alibi I'm pretty sure the neighbours will remember.

by Lardy croft fridge raider June 14, 2015

Ebay Window Shopper

Someone who goes to Ebay not to buy anything, but just to look at what they have for sale.

Ted: Hey John, whatcha doing?
John: Getting on Ebay.
Ted: Oh yeah? What are you buying?
John: Oh I'm not buying anything. I'm just browsing. I'm an Ebay window shopper.

by HardcoreGamer4Ever February 25, 2011