Winners

Exclusive club for people who like games and have no life.

Fatman: (Nerd Voice) "So are we gonna LAN DOW TONIGHT?" (Nerd Inhale)
Loser: "SURE FRIEND"

Normal guy: "Wow u guys are total winners"

by Dirtybastard 01 September 26, 2008

winnersh triangle

refers to something that is considered very good, or "for the win". If something is IN the winnersh triangle, it is even better and considered to be the height of brilliance.

I have just shagged the most amazing girl ever, she was fantastic and it was right slap-bang in the middle of the Winnersh Triangle!

by danielson629 May 22, 2007

Winnits

An internet virus that attacks chat rooms and football forums at large. The virus is developed to never leave its designated forum - bombarding it with relentless posts.

"Oh no, there's a winnits in our chat room"

by Alex C January 5, 2004

winnits

Also the streaks of poo that appear on a man's willy after anal sex

Ugh, you've got winnits! You're a fag!

by David from Kingsbury November 7, 2003

winnet

(See Leo Grieve)

You Winnet!

by Chris the magnificent October 31, 2003

Winners Whore

Some dirty filthy fat bitch who ruins families by digging her whorish talons into a weak worthless piece of shit, alcoholic, and sometimes impotent man-pig who has no mind of his own, which then destroys a home.
Occasionally works at a winners, hence the name 'Winners Whore'

What's the most disgusting thing i've ever seen? Definitely a "Winners Whore" she had like a whole bunch of venereal diseases and a stanky puss.

by IcyHotBalls April 25, 2011

winnet

Small plug of faecal matter that is expelled with ejaculant onto a porn-star's back at the "climax" of a poo-tube segment in a movie. May be seen regularly in either straight or gay porn. Both irritating and unsightly, the winnet is a real mood killer.... hence, its dual use in describing a turd, weasel, arsehole BMW driver, or other annoying fool.

Eddie: "I can't believe it.... all I asked him for was a couple of hours off to take my kid to the hospital!"
Mike: "Don't sweat it Eddie, the guy is just a winnet. We will work something out for you."

Examples of common winnets: Paris Hilton, Ray Romano, most minor bureaucrats, and many politicians.

by FunBags September 6, 2005