p*winking

I suggestive sexual term referring to the art of touching one's self inappropriatly

I'm just going to be p*winking in my basement all weekend.

by dabreezey March 16, 2010

The Winking Skeever

When you tickle one's butthole with a winking motion of your eyelash, while giving them a reach-around.'

ALSO

A bar inside the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim game.

That skanky bitch just gave me the winking skeever last night, but the joke is on her cause now she has pink eye.

That whore took such a close look at my balloon knot, she damn near gave me a winking skeever.

{Skyrim} My character went into The Winking Skeever, paid a septim, and recieved the winking skeever and now has learned a new shout!

by YourWorstEnema August 1, 2012

finger winking

A method of winking that employs the use of ones fingers in a gun position. The creepier the look, the better.

Finger winking has become a fetish, with participants seeing how quickly they can get off during an exchange.

Rob gets some sort of perverse satisfaction by finger winking all the girls.

by Henrietta Bobcat February 6, 2020

anal winking

When you squeeze your butthole so it puckers and 'winks'.

Did you see that pornstar's anal winking?

by Buttpucker October 21, 2015

one-eyed winking midget

a mythical (though some have sworn to see it) creature that is very similar to a leprechaun. They are very short and usually have grey or white hair and have a constant wink with one of their eyes. They are well-known to silently creep and when confronted they give off a "oozhey goozhey goo" sound (usually in an Irish accent). They have a mean disposition and have been known to steal, meddle, and occasionally kill human beings. The creature often carries a pipe and has yellow and black rotting teeth. There were numerous reported sightings of the creature at St. Olaf College (Northfield, MN) in the late 1990s and early 2000s and other places since.

The one-eyed winking midget visited me in my dreams last night again. This time he was creeping around the room and was suddenly on my chest pounding me and biting out chunks of my body.

by Chiggers Dudley April 13, 2008

the winking eye

VAGINA!!!!

"the winking eye is her vagina!" Augie Farks

by Augie Farkss March 25, 2009

The winking cowboy

When you cum on a girl as you say “it’s high noon baby” in a southern accent and do finger guns

This girl and I did the winking cowboy last night...didn’t sleep for weeks!

by 5zach_69 January 25, 2020