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Useless Wanker

Something Captain Price (Or Gaz) yells in the last level of CoD 4, he yells it when the gunship pilot cant help them
Pilot: we can help but it will take time to get there

Gaz or Captain Price: Useless Wanker!
by Illestemia January 17, 2009
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wicked pissah

The way a person in New England would describe something as being really awesome.
Game four was wicked pissah!
by em January 23, 2005
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Fog Light Wanker

A person who drives their vehicle with their fog lights turned on when there is no fog.
FUCKING FOG LIGHT WANKER!!!! (At this point it is necessary for you to put your full beam light on in order to 'blind the fog lamp wanker'.)

nb. Those who drive with their fog and side lights on without their dipped headlamp beam when there is no fog deserve and extra portion of road rage, feel free to sound your horn at these idiots.
by Charbear-Hodgedawg February 23, 2011
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Wanked Out

"I was at it for a solid 30 minutes, now I'm all Wanked Out!"
by Manx bloke November 5, 2006
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wankerdonkies

"Wankerdonkies"
A very complex game using a ball or similar object. The aim of the game is to always keep the ball off the ground or 'alive.' Any number of people can play. The main rules are as follows; the ball must not touch the ground, any part of the players body is allowed to make contact with the ball to avoid this happening, with any number of touches. In the event of the ball touching the ground the player responsible receives a letter from the word 'wankerdonkies.' Therefore each time the ball touches the ground that person gets a letter from the word, in the same order. For example Fred has made the ball hit the ground three times - he has the letters, 'W' 'A' 'N'......
The loser of the game is the first person to receive all the letters. This can take a while. It is then up to the winner of the game to chose a forfeit for the loser. Or this can be jointly decided at the beginning. Any forfeit is allowed. Other than that there are no other rules.
"Whose up for a game of wankerdonkies"
"Lads what a great game of wankerdonkies"
"Awesome forfeit as well!!"
by CallMeAl April 14, 2009
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wanker's depression

After having a wank, realising that the best scenes in the porno clip were further on.
"Hey dude you coming out?"
"I don't know really, I'm suffering from wanker's depression right now."
"Fuck sake. You and your premature ejaculation!"
by RougeRay March 15, 2010
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Wicke Raptor

The act of inserting all four fingers and thumb into a vagina. The fingers come together to form a point therefore making it appear like a raptor claw; hence the Wicke raptor.
by Clairvoyant333 September 13, 2015
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