window licker

Spas, Spastic, Spakka.

Bruno, Claudio, Forest Gump, Window Licker.

by Bruno the Clown August 1, 2006

Window Licker

The kids on the short bus that lick the windows. Also can be used when someone is really drunk or stupid

That girl we met at the bar last night was such a window licker

by Jenne October 5, 2006

window licker

Generally a male with special needs akin to a Geordie with high a pitched voice and a hamster complexion.

by A licker beneficiary August 8, 2003

window licker

a creepy, pathetic and obsessed admirer with no friends that one wouldn’t actually date or admit being friends with but keeps around in order to continually be complimented; a metaphorical situation is one that would involve said individual licking the front window of the person who keeps him/her around

Person A: Dude, who's that girl that's always hanging around with you? Your girlfriend?
Person B: Hell no. She's just my window licker. She's like a groupie only sad, pathetic, and gross. She says nice things about me all the time but she's always there.

by Teresa Anastasia February 12, 2007

window licker

someone who if not licking windows on the short bus is normally licking there shoulder on drulling on themselves

window licker in ireland someone from roscomman

by dr richard cheese May 12, 2006

Window Licker

Someone of low intelligence who believes they must lick the window in order to clean it.

Mike's ex wife Jill is such a window licker she lost her job at Walmart and got hired as a window washer at IBM. She then proceeded to lick the windows in order to clean them. When her boss caught her doing this she was fired from IBM as well. Jill is a big fat window licker.

by Bumpy Grey December 20, 2008

window licker

Mark, Pete, Marek and Robin for playing in the scumbag punkrock band the Short Bus Window Lickers.

www.windowlickers.com

by Robin Licker August 11, 2004