Cooper's Droop aka Highland Wilt

A form of sexually transmitted infection caused from prolonged sheep bladder abuse. The symptoms are similar to Belles Palsy where one side of the face suffers paralysis and noticeably droops. The difference here is that one side droops, but lower in the anatomy. Specifically within the scrotum.

Cooper's Droop aka Highland Wilt is a condition common in the Scottish Highlands causes by sheep bladder abuse. "Seamus is limping again. Must have a wee case of Cooper's Droop."

by Spanish Lass January 15, 2012

Cyrus Wilt

Noun
Cyrus Wilt is an extremely skilled painter, who has been observed to roll paint extremely efficiently. He also is one of the best fortnite gamers.

Cyrus Wilt painted the cabin with gray and brown.

by AnonColler January 03, 2024

Pretty-in-Wilt

Someone who is beautiful, but broken.

"She's a 10, but she's a little crazy."

"Oh, c'mon, you and these pretty-in-wilts."

by pinknarcissus October 20, 2023

Wilted

You are dehydrated. Likely because you haven’t drank enough water today.

You have a wilted nose. Your nose is wilted.

by Flokito1 November 15, 2022

WiLTed

White Lady Tears, WLTs, WiLTs

“She WiLTed when she couldn’t handle being personified with the white dominant status quo.”

by SelkieSnug January 06, 2022