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The Wilson

When a man tucks his erection upwards behind his waisteband so most of it is hidden "behind the fence" with just the head poked out above it like a certain well known neighbor on television. Hidey Ho
I had to do The Wilson to hide my erection when walking through the mall the other day.
by Dingleberry Larry August 25, 2016
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Wilsoning

When one pauses during cunnilingus and looks up at the female recipient such that only the top portion of their face is visible to the recipient. The term is derived from the character Wilson on the TV show Home Improvement.
Stop Wilsoning and finish me off!
by Haley Sparkles September 23, 2005
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Wilsonic

Of or relating to Dr. James Wilson (aka. Housebitch)
Remember that time Wilson kept letting House take his pancakes? That was very Wilsonic of him.
by ThePenIsMyHammer November 30, 2009
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wilsoned

To have bad luck; A situation that has ended in the worst possible manner.
When that car took that turn too fast, it flipped into that ditch and really got wilsoned.

I really wilsoned that test and failed.
by davidbarry123 June 11, 2006
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wilson

Very smart, very intelligent.
superior to all others
Wilson is so smart I feel like shit compared to him
by urbandictionaryeditor December 25, 2008
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wilsoning

The art of fisting a woman while she is on her period, and then slapping her face with your blooded hand, making her look like Wilson from castaway
"You can fist me if you want, but I'm ony period at the moment"
"I'm fine with that, as long as you're down for some wilsoning afterwards"
by ocean_of_ypres January 18, 2015
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The Wilson

The portion of the face that is seen from a female's point of view during cunnilingus. The pop culture reference is from the television program, "Home Improvement", in which the next door neighbor (Wilson), was only seen from the nose and above, with the lower portion of his face blocked by a fence or other object.
Ex. 1) Female: "He went down on me last night and the only thing I saw last night was The Wilson."

Ex. 2) Male: "I'm gonna go down on her and show her The Wilson."
by B to the Izzo January 19, 2011
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