where you from

A question that has a right and wrong answer

gang member: Where you from nigga
person: I'm from the west side
gang member: Wrong answer mothafucka (shoots person)

by Dubiks December 18, 2018

Know where your towel is

To be a really together person. Any person who can struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still know where their towel is is clearly a person to be reckoned with.

Man, you really know where your towel is!

by oh, no-one really August 29, 2010

where is my dad with the milk

help, my dad left with the milk saying he had to take it out and get another bottle. I don't think he can read and read the dates the other way round... he can't read he is African. I- I can't FUCKING FIND MY DAD HELP U LITTLE SHIT

where is my dad with the milk? he won't fucking come back, last I saw him he was fucking mommy in the bathroom and I hear mommy scream his name from pleasure to agony to full on fucking devil... moodswings.. I think so. now my african dad left me. thanks for your time.

by fatfucc February 11, 2020

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

What someone who has seen a significant amount of hentai thinks when they see someone (potentialy a cartoon) being attacked by tentacles of some sort. Often refering to a situation in which the potential sexual outcome would not happen.

Television: *depicting seen in which someone is attacked by tentacles of a sort*
Inside head of viewer: " I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

by Yeasdwse October 8, 2011

Where them books at, bitch?

This is a phrase asking for verification of statements made on the internet. Due to the anonymity automatically attainable by persons using the internet, often times these persons create characters that do not represent who and what they are in reality. By asking "where them books at" a person is actually asking for pictures or other proof to verify the statements made by persons using the internet are factual and true.

A guy on this message board I visit claimed he managed a restaurant. I asked him "Where them books at, bitch?" and he provided pictures of his user name inside the restaurant's office.

by buk0ne January 14, 2010

where's the blow

When you can't find the fucking cocaine.

WIFE: Honey, our dog died.
HUSBAND: Where's the blow?
WIFE: This isn't funny.
HUSBAND:I said where's the fuckin blow.

by Ass Eater 69 November 17, 2017

Where’s your dad

Well where your dad is he might be at a store gettin some milk or he’s fuckin dead so yeah.

ex: you’re dad makes you a bowl of cereal but y’all don’t have milk so he sneaks out to go get it “where’s your dad?” Well he’s fuckin gone

by M Hamler June 16, 2021