watching the moose

I wasn't paying attention. (Used as a non-sensical answer to a sensible question.)

Q: What's the weather like?
A: Dunno, I was watching the moose...

by Bruce Allan March 10, 2008

Watching Netflix

A metaphor for having sex with your girlfriend.

Dave: "Are you and Sarah watching Netflix tonight?"
Joe: "Oh yeah, we will be watching Netflix all night."

by AnIdealOfHope May 28, 2013

watching Supernatural

1) To glorify in the awesomeness of two gorgeous men rid the world of evil
Or,
2) To drool over one Jared Padalecki or Jensen Ackles

Anne: "Whatcha doin?"
Diane: "Watching Supernatural."
Anne: "Oh... I'll go get the mop."

by LazarusinLove January 12, 2009

Watching Paint Dry

Internet slang for staring at your download progress bar or watching download speeds fluctuate.

Man sits there slumped over staring at a computer screen watching each file segment's progress on utorrent hoping somehow his DVD rip of the Dark Knight from aXXo will download faster because he's willing it to happen.

Friend walks in and asks. "looking at porn??"

Man replies "no, just watching paint dry"

Friend says "really should be looking at porn."

by LashedOut2k March 26, 2009

binge-watching

The process of watching Netflix for several hours straight without ever looking away.

Martha forgot to eat again because she was to busy binge-watching Netflix

by l!ndsey123456 September 20, 2016

Cock watching

The act of a male/female constantly being in your business (in secret). This could be because you got a new girlfriend or a new car etc.

Friend 1: “Yo, Hannah just came up too me asking if you’re with Gemma”
You: “She needs to move on, why’s she cock watching?”

by kira A May 1, 2021

Bench watching

When people use the word bench instead of saying binge

Guy 1: have you seen The boys yet?
Guy 2: no, but ive been thinking of bench watching it.
Guy 1: don't you mean binge?
Guy 2: why would i soak a wooden vessel!

by Just leaving September 22, 2019