Welsh Spesian 

Here is a step by step guide of the Welsh Spesian.
1. The male finds a Welsh woman in her 40s
2. Invites her round his gaff
3. Makes sure she brings a remote control body length strap on
4. Attach a camera to the end of it
5. The male then gets pegged by the woman with the strap on while watching the journey on his iPad mini
6. When the dildo reaches the males mouth he is then forced to put his tongue back and lick all of the acid, shit and broken down food off of the end of the strap on
7. The woman then finished herself off with the dildo

Last night I did the Welsh Spesian to a right saucy milf. Had to put a Lidl bag over her head because her face was knacks.

Welsh Spesian by BigCockOlli August 20, 2021

Welsh Wiggler 

When a woman is performing fellatio or another sexual act on a man using the hands, a Welsh Wiggler is when the aforementioned woman flops the man's penis back and forth as opposed to the regular up and down motion.

A Welsh Wiggler can also be done by a man on himself.

Tyrone: "Dude, Sally just gave me a Welsh Wiggler!"

Richard: "Awesome, man!"

Tyrone: "Yeah she flopped my penis back and forth!"

Welsh Wiggler by Chimmeister May 21, 2011

welsh_mosher

slightly quiet member of thesite.

doesn't say a lot, but when she does, it's sure to be random

person a - does anyone know where i can find info on the war?
welsh_mosher - a book?

welsh_mosher by welshjemz February 14, 2005

Welsh Breakfast 

A mug of tea and a blowjob. Normaly in bed.

The wife gave me welsh breakfast in bed this morning.

Welsh Breakfast by Bobthebrownbricklayer November 28, 2010

welsh valley middle school 

7th grade welsh valley, 2019-2020. the girls claim that they arent vsco even though they wear everything that even signifies it. all of the popular girls play tons of sports, are rich, and super skinny. however, they complain about being fat and poor to their 1234 boyfriends. they call themselves whores when they find a boyfriend, which makes no sense since youre “committed” to only one person. a whore is a prostitute, okay? not you. all of the boys “flex” their ridiculous looking yeezys in which they sell on their instagram with approximately 14 followers. they wear vineyard vines shirts and vans, say the n word when they shouldnt, and all play lax and basketball. theyre uncultured and stupid; they dont worry about any girls feelings and are really jerks. everybody wants to know about your life, not because they care but because they want tea. teachers let you pee 5 times every three months. this sucks, the end.

welsh valley middle school is a bunch of uncultured rich jews.

welsh valley middle school by watermelonflavoredbacon September 8, 2019

Welsh Win 

Originating from Rugby Union, a Welsh win is winning through no identifiable skill or talent - or where all the factors that should contribute to a win were in favour of the other team. It's usually used in reference to were the winning person or team won for either an unclear reason or due to biased decisions by the ruling party.

"A bit of a Welsh win for Karen getting that job - the other applicant was far more qualified and performed much better at interview. I wonder who she's shagging?"

Welsh Win by OpeningLine February 27, 2021

Welsh Valley Middle School 

oh dear god. where to start. the girls here pretend to be depressed and are so “ocd”!1! the girls here communicate through brutal yolos. over quarantine every girl has become “alt” even though they haven’t posted anything abt blm and have trump 2020 in they’re bio. but if y’all boys thought i wasn’t gonna mention y’all- The boys here love to say slurs that they don’t know the meaning of and their favorite phrases are the following: “did i ask” “that’s so fucking gay” “f*g” and “snowflake”. most of them are try hards that will spew insults at u the second they realize their wrong and literally combust when they lose in knock out during gym. they love insulting teachers because they need as much attention from peers because they lack it from their parents. overall most kids here are rich but complain about being poor, have bfs/gfs which means holding hands and being “shipped” on their snapchat stories, call themselves depressed and anxious and then make fun of actually neuro-divergent people. i fucking hate this school lmao

“welsh valley middle school is full of rich white jewish people!”
“true!”

Welsh Valley Middle School by stinkypeepeepoopoo August 13, 2020