wetchef

A word used to descrive ugly

"Wow look at them saggy wetchef tits!"
"Wow Wetchef is a whore bag"

by Jak Oed <3 August 21, 2006

Laura Welched

A Gen Y term used loosely to describe the state of an adolescent car crash victim (fatal or near fatal) caused by a careless (and/or not well intentioned) teenage driver.

Refers to the current First Lady (maiden name) and the 1963 fatal car “accident.” Laura Welch Bush ran a Midland, Texas stop sign crashing into another car which took the life of her then boyfriend, Mike Douglas.

For details Google search: Laura Welch Bush Fatal Accident Dallas Morning News

Yea man, it was a very gnarley crash. I watched as they untangled the shredded metal from around the engine block. It was tragic. The dude’s head and torso had been Laura Welched in the worst kind of way. Very ugly indeed.

by T Wade January 18, 2007

Weech

Etymologically speaking, a person who mooches weed.

An individual who has the monetary means of obtaining marijuana, but who manipulates friendships in order to "smoke out" at no cost (other than his credibility). This person will usually show up shortly before a cannibus-smoking session and leave shortly after having his fill of the "devil's lettuce". Said person often "bogarts" as well.

Nostradamus: Alright let's blaze up this dunk-ass nugget
of 'dro!!!

Imhotep: Hells yeah, son!

Billy: Hey, can I hit that too y'all?

Nostradamus: Get your own shit, you fucking weech!

by Brad Langford January 24, 2006

Wenche

A norwegian giraffe usually sighted playing with chinchilla buddies. This species is known for its specialness at getting raped on buses and being taller than you.

I LuV YoU WeNcHe! <3

by youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu March 15, 2009

Weicheng Pan

Is a asian monkey, is constantly de-evolving If you know one kill it quick

Kill the Weicheng Pan

by weg23g February 7, 2022

Welches

Another Way To Define Graped
Welches=Brand Of Grape Juice

You Just graped A Friend
You, To Friend:You Want Some WELCHES With That?

by Leak October 6, 2005

Weecho

Weecho is a word used to define someone who is overly irritating and rather gay. See Example!

<|ce> is it true ?
<Weech> is what true?
<|ce> u like cock ?
<Weech> no
<|ce> not even a teeny weeny bit ?
<Weech> ok maybe a little :=D
<|ce> just a little ?
<Weech> yeah only Exiles!

by SaInTiCuS January 25, 2005