A wedgie is a punishment for losers, dorks, nerds, geeks, and tighty whitey wearers. It's when you get your underwear pulled all the way up your buttcrack.
At school after class the bully asked me to do his homework or else. I refused and said 'get a brain I'm not your slave!' Immediately he dragged me to the bathroom and bet me up, swirlies, and took all my clothes off except my white strong tighty whiteys. He laughed out loud and said 'tighty whiteys? You're fucked'. He gave me atomic wedgies, texas wedgies, hanging wedgies, jock locks and you name it. He got all my clothes except my briefs and flushed them down the toilet. I cried! He said ok that's it for today nerd. He dragged me outside in only my briefs and avoided teachers seeing. He brought me to the flagpole and hooked my underwear to the string and hoisted me high, giving me a HUGE hanging wedgie. 3 hours after school a teacher saw me and she got me down. It sucked.
by BulliedNerdAtSchool April 09, 2014
jason and cj just pulled up my waistbad
of my briefs and gave me a hanging wedgie in the locker room.
of my briefs and gave me a hanging wedgie in the locker room.
by derek January 22, 2005
When performed on a male, the effect may be that they will not be able to have children, and their asses will have scars.
Over school vacation, my friend and I were invited to a party on an island with all of the seniors. We being freshman, thought this would be cool. So we went out by boat, no adults, to this island. When we got to the island, they brought us into a cabin. They told us to strip to our underwear. (About 3 guys were there) We got nervous, and said no. They tackled us down and ripped off our clothes. We were both standing in white briefs. One of them grabbed the back of my underwear. He pulled as hard as he possibly could. I screamed, and could hear my friend crying, for they atomic wedgied him. They did the same to me. They carried us outside, and up tall trees. They hung us there. Then, they picked me for their, "smash the frshman's tiny balls" party. They used fists, boots, and a baseball bat. The pain was so extreme I crapped myself twice. It was the worst thing ever.
by deadite3333 February 17, 2009
Types of wedgies
Standard: Grab back of waistband and pull up.
Front: Grab front of waistband and pull up.
Pinned Wedgie: With victim lying facedown, sit on their head or back facing their feet. Then give them a wedgie.
Pinned Front: With victim lying face up, sit on their face or chest facing their feet. Then give them a front wedgie.
Hanging Wedgie: Give victim a wedgie, then hang waistband over a doorknob or coat hook.
Rowing Wedgie: With victim lying face up, sit close to their head with your feet on their shoulders. Grab their waistband, and give them a wedgie as you push their shoulders with your legs.
Piledriver Wedgie: With victim standing or kneeling facing you, push their head down and between your thighs. Squeeze your legs together to hold them there as you reach over and give them a HARD wedgie.
Ultimate Piledriver: Give victim a piledriver wedgie, then slowly sit, until you are sitting on their head.
Stinker Front: With victim lying face up, sit on their face and give them a front wedgie while farting.
Gang Wedgie: A wedgie given by a group of people, usually with some pulling and some holding the victim down.
Atomic Wedgie: A wedgie that goes over the victim's head.
Matchbox Wedgie: With victim lying face up, sit on their face facing their feet. Grab their legs and hold them under your arms so the victim is bent in half. Then reach around them and give them a wedgie.
Standard: Grab back of waistband and pull up.
Front: Grab front of waistband and pull up.
Pinned Wedgie: With victim lying facedown, sit on their head or back facing their feet. Then give them a wedgie.
Pinned Front: With victim lying face up, sit on their face or chest facing their feet. Then give them a front wedgie.
Hanging Wedgie: Give victim a wedgie, then hang waistband over a doorknob or coat hook.
Rowing Wedgie: With victim lying face up, sit close to their head with your feet on their shoulders. Grab their waistband, and give them a wedgie as you push their shoulders with your legs.
Piledriver Wedgie: With victim standing or kneeling facing you, push their head down and between your thighs. Squeeze your legs together to hold them there as you reach over and give them a HARD wedgie.
Ultimate Piledriver: Give victim a piledriver wedgie, then slowly sit, until you are sitting on their head.
Stinker Front: With victim lying face up, sit on their face and give them a front wedgie while farting.
Gang Wedgie: A wedgie given by a group of people, usually with some pulling and some holding the victim down.
Atomic Wedgie: A wedgie that goes over the victim's head.
Matchbox Wedgie: With victim lying face up, sit on their face facing their feet. Grab their legs and hold them under your arms so the victim is bent in half. Then reach around them and give them a wedgie.
by WedgieMonster67 October 25, 2011
When your in first year and bigger boys pull your underpants over you head or rip them by pulling them from the back.
by Ryan November 20, 2003
A form of punishment carried out by bullies on other kids for being weak, annoying, a loser, nerd, geek, or freshmen. Comes in many painful variations, but all with the same purpose: pain and humiliation to the victim!
When I was 13 these bullies cornered me in the locker room. I tried to run away but they grabbed me and stripped me to my tighty whities. They grabbed my waistband and yanked, giving me a huge wedgie!! All the other boys cheered as the bullies hoisted me into the air and hung me on a hook by my briefs, causing extreme pain to my buttcrack. Then everyone in the locker room hit me in the balls 50 times each. They left and I hung there for 80 minutes!! That was a very painful wedgie.
by Wedgievictim March 04, 2012
A form of punishment used widely throughout American High Schools, in which the receiver's underwear is yanked violently up into their buttcrack, often causing extreme pain and chafing.
I used to give this freshman atomic wedgies until he cried. He was really short and small so it was easy to give him some really powerful wedgies that made him unable to sit for hours or even days afterwards. The best time was when I gave him a frontal wedgie so hard it bruised his nuts. Those were the glory days.
by Rappunk799 June 16, 2014