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wangy

Of food, having lost its intended consistency but possibly still edible.
A: "Don't eat the sandwich, it's wangy"
B: "It's OK ... just that the corners are curling up."

A: "How long has that toast been made"
B: "A couple of hours. It's a bit wangy"
by ScouserInASuit May 24, 2011
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Wanky Hanky

A piece of fabric used for mopping up semen after masturbation. An ideal wanky hanky would be about one foot square, in 3-tone cream camo pattern.
"My wanky hanky is so stiff you could surf on it!"
by Mark Neilson April 26, 2006
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wanstitute

Any wanna be Hoe, a female who can't cut it as hoe.

1. An aspiring prostitute who isn't worth paying for and can't cut it as a whore. A slut who can't give it away and tries to get paid.

2. A tired old washed up hoe, a bitch that never advanced and got out the game, who is still waiting for her "pretty woman" dream to come true.

3. A slut who has fooled others into thinking she's worth paying for. She tricks people into thinking she is all that by playin the princess role, proof that the review system aint all gold.

4. That bitch be on her five point toes, her lambourfini's worn out on the track. Stuck in her day. The oldest Ho in the stable.

5. A bitch who wants to get paid but is to lazy to go get it, she is the laziest ho on the block. That hoe always lookin for the easy way out. Typically found hangin on the coat tails of go getta's to ride anota bitches success.
Who kelly? I know you didn't pay that wanstitute, that bitch been on the track since Fred Flintstone was cruzin it, she's tired dried up saggy pussy old hoe.
by hoetalk July 10, 2011
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Wanky Mag

"Sweet sixteen is my favourite wanky mag"
"I'll have those twelf top shelve wanky mags to go, please"
by xtrasyn November 2, 2006
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Wanky Job

this girl last night gave me a wanky job and i jizzed all over my dad's bed
by applejackss July 3, 2010
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Wankyman

A person who masturbates at least 10 times a day. Normally, a wankyman will have their balls constantly deflated because of constant masturbation at any place and any time.
Hey, mom, I'm officially a wankyman now! I just finished masturbating 10 times per day for the whole week!
by alibabasfifthgoat December 18, 2016
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Wanky face

A rare type of sad winky smiley face that is only used by blonde and ginger people called ciara and Joel
“Oh it’s the rare wanky face!”
by alexanderthegreatpleb December 7, 2018
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