Wacker Neuson 

A Persons ass that is both:

1)Non-symmetrical (width and depth), and is chunky,lumpy and purely unappealing.
2)jiggles and shakes like jello with ease by using only the slightest step or hip/waist pop

Person 1)Hey,did you see that person's huge ass?
Person 2) Yeah,she has a real Wacker Neuson on her,that thing shakes!

Wacker Neuson by Richierich7896 August 9, 2017

Wake and Mod 

Wake and Mod is when you first wake up, the first thing you do is grab a cup of water or bottle of water and take half a Modafinil (100mg), one Modafinil (200mg), half an Armodafinil (75mg), or half an Armodafinil (150mg). Sometimes, it can also be 50 to 200mg of Hydrafinil (Fluorenol) or 100 to 200mg of Flodafinil (Flmodafinil, Fluoromodafinil, Lauflumide).

If it's Armodafinil, sometimes it's called a Wake and Armod. If it's Flodafinil, it's sometimes called a Wake and Flod or Wake and Flode. If it's Hydrafinil, it's sometimes called a Wake and Hydra or Wake and Hyde.

Tyler: I woke up at 7am and took 1 Modafinil pill (200mg). Now that's what I call a Wake and Mod!

Wake and Mod by HawaiianPunch1 May 30, 2023

bathroom walker 

someone who walks everyone to the bathroom when there completly wasted.

kayla is the orignal bathroom walker.

bathroom walker by tmd1 October 22, 2009

wake n bake 

To inhale marijuana smoke/vapor immediately upon waking up, usually in the morning. This is the time when there is the least amount of sugar being metabolized to fat in the liver, so less THC is dissolved in the fat and hence there is potential for a higher concentration 0f THC in the bloodstream.

"I have made it a point to wake n bake every morning."

wake n bake by dub_head November 5, 2005

wanker's cramp 

British slang:
To wank is slang for masturbating, usually understood to be carried out on a man by someone of either sex.

Wanker's cramp is laughingly used to describe any hand pain, with the understood meaning that the person with the pain often masturbates.

You say your hand hurts. You must have wanker's cramp.

wanker's cramp by soreofhing July 6, 2009

wankend 

a weekend spent alone, the spare time is used primarily to masturbate.

Fellow: What are you doing this weekend.

Fellow 2: I've got to look after my mum, she's ill.

Fellow: having another wankend.

Fellow 2: i came out last week.

wankend by Ted Bailey July 8, 2009

Wankey Blues 

The post effect of not having a wank, when you've turned your computer off and got into bed thinking "I don't need a wank tonight" but you get into bed, get a stonker, and realise you do.

"Shit, should have had a wank. Wankey blues :("

Wankey Blues by Dr Wankenstein January 7, 2010